Adolf lay on his bed, his face sunk deep into his pillow. He pushed it harder against his face to muffle his sobs. How could they all blame him for this… insanity? All he wanted in the beginning was to be passed the nudes. Instead his general thought he had said to "Gas the jews". Once he had realized his mistake, it was already too late to stop. Someone knocked on his door. Hitler quickly wiped of his face and stood up.

"Enter!" Hitler said with his stern voice. The door opened, only to reveal his slave, Burgenblatt. The boy rolled himself into Hitler's quarters, taking the two steps down slowly.

"Sir, your Generals are on the way down from the camping trip." The boy slowly looked around the room at all the make up on the floor. A couple of model heads where on the ground with their wigs next to them.

Hitler sighed and looked the boy up and down. His wheelchair glimmered in the sunlight, and his thin legs were moist. "Boy, why are your legs wet?" Hitler queried demandingly.

The boy looked down at his legs with a look of surprise. He smiled back, "It was very hot down in the bakery. I guess I must have sweat a little bit."

Hitler was biting down on his finger , his other hand rubbing his body seductively. A bulge grew in Hitler's pants, which was level with the boy's head. He gaped as Hitler's pants grew extremely tight, outlining his buttocks. He wanted the boy so badly, and he would have him. Hitler turned around and bent over the bed, his butt pushed out towards the boy.

"Hit me! Hit me like a dirty jew!" He growled sexually. The boy gulped, his face now gleaming with perspiration.

"I… I'm not-not sure I should-"

"Do it or else it be a shower with someone else!" Hitler screeched while pulling down his pants. The boy clenched his eyes tightly shut and raised his hand. He brought it down and smacked the fleshy bottom with a slap. "Harder, boy!" He demanded of the boy. The boy did it faster, which gave off an even louder juicy echo. Hitler moaned a girly moan and asked for more.

After a few minutes of smacking Hitler, they both stopped suddenly. Gunfire could lightly be heard. He stood up with his pants at his ankles and shuffled over to his nightstand. The boy looked nervously at his red ass as he moved some things around in the drawer. Adolf turned around to reveal Walther PPK. He inched back over to the wheelchair and gave him the gun.

"Listen boy, the americans are coming, and they will kill or capture every german in this city and then they will come in this bunker, and they will not show us mercy," he balled the boys fist around the grip of the pistol now, "We can live together in the afterlife. You and me wheels, forever lovers." Adolf lined his skull up with the boy's, and placed the gun the side of his head. "Pull the trigger, and let us live together forever!"

The boy was hyperventilating, and knew he had to think quickly before Hitler decided to end it. His hand was holding the Walther, and was encased by Adolf's firm grasp. The boy closed his eyes and asked god for forgiveness. He ducked his head down and pulled the trigger. His ears rang as the gun went off, and he flinched as he felt blood spray his face. He dropped the gun to the floor as the corpse's hand slid off.

He let out a sob that rang around the small bunker. After several minutes of heavy breathing and realization, he opened his eyes and straightened his back. He weakly rolled his wheelchair around to face the door. He began to roll towards the exit. As he reached the door, he tried to overpower the steps. He rolled up the first, and almost the second, before he began to tip.

"Oh shit-" he said as he flipped backwards. He rolled backwards, out of the wheelchair, through all of Hitler's makeup and wigs, and landed next to him. Neck snapped. A guard, who was in the hallway next to the room, heard the commotion. He ran up to the door and peered inside. His face contorted with confusion, and then it formed into a smile.

"Must be monday!"

STORY SUPERVISOR… JERRY SEINFELD

PROGRAM CONSULTANT… MATT GOLDMAN

ASSOCIATE PRODUCER… TIM KAISER

GUEST STARRING

TOM CRUISE as Adolf Hitler

LITTLE TIMMY as Wheels

STAN LEE as Nazi Soldier