Author's Note: This doesn't really fulfill the request, Nace, but I hope you like it! I only own the planet.

Revenge of the Edit, 2017/06/15: Noticed and fixed some grammar issues, added some formatting, and made a paragraph longer.

Location: Planet Thyj, System/ /Error/ /
Date:/ /Error/ /
Amidst the hilly jungle that encompassed the whole of Thyj, rustling sounds that were not the cause of the natural wildlife or weather were heard.

"Aft -"

"Glitchhead -"

"Slaggin' scrapheap of a -"

The Decepticon known as Skywarp emerges from the foliage, his paint scratched and looking decidedly unhappy. "Gah!" The black-and-purple Seeker mech swiped a rogue vine out of his way. "Why did Megatron send me to this backwater planet?!"

He tripped over a boulder. "Oh, that's right! 'Because there are rumors of weapons with unimaginable powers of destruction'! Weapons, my-" Suddenly, he saw a bunker-like structure in plain sight right in front of him. "Why hello! What's this?"

He walked in.

After a long, boring, uninteresting hallway, Skywarp came into a large room with a glass-walled display case in the middle. A beam of light shone on it.

The Seeker walked up to it, and saw three different weapons within the display case.

"I hate admit it, but I think Megatron was right. . ."

Words are written on a plaque set above the display case, but are in another language.

Skywarp frowned. "Huh. Let my translation software figure that out. . ."

While waiting, Skywarp studied the weapons.

One was a sturdy looking cannon-ish gun with aesthetics that reminded Skywarp of tech from the Thirteen Primes' era. Lines of glowing Predacon-amber light was visible in places.

The second was also a gun, but shorter and stout, with a large curved blade at the front like a bayonet.

The third was a hammer - also with a blade like the second weapon. On one side was the blade, while the other had a block-like thing with glowing blue biolight-like lines, which meant it may have been powered somehow.

Translation software complete.

"Finally!" The Seeker eagerly bent forward to read.

Z-390 Incineration Cannon (Promethean)
Type-25 Grenade Launcher (aka Brute Shot; Jiralhanae)
Type-2 Energy Weapon/Hammer (aka Gravity Hammer; Jiralhanae)

"I think these are the weapons Megatron was talking about!" Smashing the glass, the Seeker scooped up the weapons. "Now let's get out of here! I wanna go home."

Skywarp walked out, transformed, and flew away.

"And the trap is set."

Author's Note: And there you have it! My longest one-shot yet.

Whipped this up on the spot, and the last line was an afterthought. It's said by a good guy or a bad guy, depending on what you think. . .

The original request was Skywarp finding some Ultra Energon-powered weapons, and terrorizing his fellow Decepticons with them. As you can see, I didn't do that here.

The Brute Shot is in here because TheChocolateCake just loves that weapon. And I do too!

For the longest time, I thought the Incineration Cannon was called the Promethean Laser. . . Heh.