I went 2 a old garage sale on hallowseve in the dessert the old man running it handeded me an gnome and know wut he says he a says "hey boi, u wan dis gnome?" i said sure after all i did cum out 2 te dessert 4 a new buttplug i retarded the desert with the gnome exicite 4 the new pawsabilitys i got home wit an irresitable hunger 4 news so i turned on FOX news gnome at me side i sat on my TV and turned on Fox to feed my new irresitable hunger for news as soon as the fox news peeps started saying nigger the gnome started glowing brighter and brighter and brighter and brighter. finally when fox news started harrasing those chicken loving blacks for their skin color the gnome began to levitate and violently shake. suddenly in a puff of gfeul powder the gnome was full sized with the face of a rat and a beard so sharp it could cut through steel as if it was it was warm butter. "im ur host dj killer keemstar" he said in a deep demonic defeaning deez nuts voice "lets get rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooight into the GRAVE". he then jutted out his chin to stab me with his beard. you start to hyperventalate and moan and run for ur wine seller. but in the seller was Slenderman, my name is jreff the killer, Barrels ROFL XD, Five Knight Fred Man, Dark Garfield, , my mario oc DARKIO, The Rake, a rake, Ben Drown, and five unconcious children (but you had the children in there for awhile). But then *gasp* twist i was ded the hole tiem and this was a dream and im a ghost and will rape you and cum hyper realistic ectoplasm.