~*~ This is my first parody, bare with me. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned
here. Neither do I own Mary Poppins. I do, however, own the computer I'm typing on, the notebook
I wrote it in, the pencil I wrote with, and copies of all the Harry Potter books including "Quidditch
Through the Ages," and "Fantastic Beasts." The word "ref" refers to the referee, *blah* is a stressed
or bold word, "Gaw" is Cockney for "Go on..." (I got it from "My Fair Lady")and ::place action here::
is an action ::smiles cutely:: ^-^ that is all ~*~
Jolly Quidditch Game (to the tune of "Jolly Holliday" from Mary Poppins)
A Parody by: Lady Serenity
Ginny: Ain't it a glorious day?
Great day for a Quidditch Game
I feel like I could fly! ::takes off on her broom::
Harry: Now Ginny, ::yanks her down:: none of your flying about.
Ginny: Have you ever seen
The pitch so green
Or a more golden Snitch?
Oh, it's a jolly Quidditch game with Harry
Harry makes my heart so light
When the game is dull and no one's scoring
Harry spots the Snitch in sight!
Harry: Oh honestly...
Ginny: Gryffindor's are cheering
All around him
Draco is sneering at the ref
And when Harry casts a spell
I feel so swell
My heart starts ringing like a big brass bell
Oh, it's a jolly Quidditch game with Harry
No wonder that it's Harry that I love!
::music & Ginny, Harry, Hermione, and Ron dance around. Meanwhile, Draco is pouting off to the
side::
Draco: It's a lousy Quidditch game with Harry
Slytherine is always last
When Dumbledore adds up all the House Points
Gryffindor always kicks our -
Hermione: Draco!
Draco: It's sickening
How all the girls surround him
While I'm here stuck with Crabbe and Goyle!
He defeated the Dark Lord
Now Death Eaters are bored
He didn't even ask for a reward
Oh, it's a lousy Quidditch game with Harry
No wonder that it's Harry that I hate!
::more music and Draco does a little jig. The others look at him strangly. Hermione walks up to Ron
and links arms with him.::
Hermione: Oh, it's a jolly Quidditch game with you, Ron
Redheads like you are few
Ron: A vanishing breed, that's me!
Herm: Though you're not as handsome as Harry
Ron: ::frowns::
Herm: Underneath you're really cute!
Ron: ::grins:: Common knowledge
Herm: You'd never think of breaking any rules, Ron
Ron: Er...
Herm: Obedience is the hallmark of your creed!
Ron: Not *quite* true...
Ginny: ::interupts:: Nobody needs to fear
When Harry's near
He really should win "Best WIzard of the Year!"
Harry: ::blushes:: Gaw...
All Gryffindors: Oh, it's a jolly Quidditch game with Harry
A jolly jolly Quidditch game with him!
~ End ~
here. Neither do I own Mary Poppins. I do, however, own the computer I'm typing on, the notebook
I wrote it in, the pencil I wrote with, and copies of all the Harry Potter books including "Quidditch
Through the Ages," and "Fantastic Beasts." The word "ref" refers to the referee, *blah* is a stressed
or bold word, "Gaw" is Cockney for "Go on..." (I got it from "My Fair Lady")and ::place action here::
is an action ::smiles cutely:: ^-^ that is all ~*~
Jolly Quidditch Game (to the tune of "Jolly Holliday" from Mary Poppins)
A Parody by: Lady Serenity
Ginny: Ain't it a glorious day?
Great day for a Quidditch Game
I feel like I could fly! ::takes off on her broom::
Harry: Now Ginny, ::yanks her down:: none of your flying about.
Ginny: Have you ever seen
The pitch so green
Or a more golden Snitch?
Oh, it's a jolly Quidditch game with Harry
Harry makes my heart so light
When the game is dull and no one's scoring
Harry spots the Snitch in sight!
Harry: Oh honestly...
Ginny: Gryffindor's are cheering
All around him
Draco is sneering at the ref
And when Harry casts a spell
I feel so swell
My heart starts ringing like a big brass bell
Oh, it's a jolly Quidditch game with Harry
No wonder that it's Harry that I love!
::music & Ginny, Harry, Hermione, and Ron dance around. Meanwhile, Draco is pouting off to the
side::
Draco: It's a lousy Quidditch game with Harry
Slytherine is always last
When Dumbledore adds up all the House Points
Gryffindor always kicks our -
Hermione: Draco!
Draco: It's sickening
How all the girls surround him
While I'm here stuck with Crabbe and Goyle!
He defeated the Dark Lord
Now Death Eaters are bored
He didn't even ask for a reward
Oh, it's a lousy Quidditch game with Harry
No wonder that it's Harry that I hate!
::more music and Draco does a little jig. The others look at him strangly. Hermione walks up to Ron
and links arms with him.::
Hermione: Oh, it's a jolly Quidditch game with you, Ron
Redheads like you are few
Ron: A vanishing breed, that's me!
Herm: Though you're not as handsome as Harry
Ron: ::frowns::
Herm: Underneath you're really cute!
Ron: ::grins:: Common knowledge
Herm: You'd never think of breaking any rules, Ron
Ron: Er...
Herm: Obedience is the hallmark of your creed!
Ron: Not *quite* true...
Ginny: ::interupts:: Nobody needs to fear
When Harry's near
He really should win "Best WIzard of the Year!"
Harry: ::blushes:: Gaw...
All Gryffindors: Oh, it's a jolly Quidditch game with Harry
A jolly jolly Quidditch game with him!
~ End ~