Disclaimer: I don't own the original melodies of these nursery rhymes, but I do own the words I wrote for them. *Wink Wink* I also don't own Russia or any other Hetalia characters I may use…
Title: The Itsy Bitsy Beetle
Original Rhyme: The Itsy Bitsy Spider
The itsy bitsy beetle
Climbed up the old chimney
Up came the fire
And burned the beetle up
Out came the sun
And fried up everything
The itsy bitsy beetle
Will not climb up again
Title: Bye-a-Bye Child
Original Rhyme: Rock-a-Bye Baby
Bye-a-bye child, in death's grip
When the child cries, the cradle will flip
When the child laughs, the cradle will break
Bye-a-bye child, your death won't be fake
Title: Brother Jan
Original Rhyme: Brother Jacques (Are you Sleeping?)
Are you sleeping, Are you sleeping?
Brother Jan, Brother Jan
Light the torches on fire, Light the torches on fire
Burning down his house, Burning down his house
Title: Hickory, Dickory, Deck
Original Rhyme: Hickory Dickory Dock
Hickory, dickory, deck
The boy caused a big wreak
The boy got high
And shot his thigh
Hickory dickory deck
Yes I do have a twisted mind XD! I would be glad to take requests of common (or not so much) lullabies and turn them into morbid…horrifying…bloody…you get the idea. Reviews are like my free time…I don't get a lot.