It was a sunny afternoon at Hogwarts, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione were all
Basking in the sun outside. " OMG HARRY!" shouted Hermione, quite suddenly.
"Eh?" murmured Harry.
"IT STANDS FOR OH MY GOD!"
"Ill never figure you girls out."
"LOOK! HERE COMES GINNY! DON'T YOU LIKE GINNY? ISNT SHE PERRRTAY?"
"OMG Hermione, shut up."
"Hello Harry" said a blushing Ginny Weasley, having appeared out of nowhere,
And having a group of giggling girls behind her.
"I HATE YOU Ginny!" Screamed Hermione, for no reason.
She then spurted blood out of her mini skirt, so we will assume the mood swings were from PMS.
"What's that stuff?" said Ron, pointing to the puddle of blood, as he ate a large amount of tantalizingly delicious, juicy, brown, poo like, chocolate.
"UUURGGGH!" Hermione stole the chocolate, and chased Ron.
"RUN AND/OR DANCE AWAY!" screamed Ron, as he then moon walked
The heck out of that place.
Now, it seemed Harry and Ginny were alone, and the girls behind Ginny chanted,:
"Kiss… kiss… kiss… ki-"
SHUTUP! It's getting creepy.
And from an anonymous shove, Ginny's lips plunged awkwardly onto Harrys.
Unfortunately, Harry somehow went for open mouth, and Ginny closed.
This left Harry in an awkward position, wanting to unhinge his jaw and consume Ginny whole. Instead, he accidentally bit down, and tasted the sweet, delicious taste of ruby red Blood. Vampyre, Much?
And so Ginny ran off screaming in pain, her fan girls evilly floating behind her.
And that was Harry's first kiss.
"ARRGHHH!" Screamed Ron, as Hermione got a horny mood swing, and jumped onto him.
OH you just gotta get the last say, after an awesome one sentence ending!