Two-bit's List

by theoutsiders28

Sequal to Steve's List. Two-bit tells Steve and Sodapop a list of things he's aloud to do. One shot.

"Steve, Soda come now."Two-bit said eagerly.

"I'm busy putting the paper in my pants."Steve said angrily.

"What's up," soda said like there's nothing else in the world was important.

"Well, after Steve made his little list of things he can do I made my own." Two-bit announced.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO"Sodapop screamed.

"Number one, Two-bit is allowed to make fun of peoples pants."

"Jerk" Steve said.

"Number two, Two-bit is allowed to eat chocolate cake & drink beer while watching mike mouse."

"No" soda said.

"Number three, Two-bit is allowed to wave at the people who look at us when Steve drops a book in church."

"Respect," Steve said nodding his head.

"Number 4, Two-bit is allowed to flirt with Marcia."

"Isn't Marsha dating Randy?"Soda asked.

"Yeah, anyway number five, Two-bit is allowed to walk backwards."

"Why?" Steve asked.

"Because" He cleared his throat."Number six Two-bit isn't allowed to clean or his mom will die of shock."