Let's jump to February since I'm tired of the same lame intro—with the main character introducing himself/herself and starting the day with the main character running while eating a bread to school and so on~.
This story focuses on our favorite pairing: Marisa and Alice. Or if you are not in favor of this pairing, you can change it to your favorite pairing in Touhou, that's fine with me. Or you can change it to your name and your crush's name instead. Go on, keep on fantasizing.
Enough with the fantasizing, let's proceed to the story.
Gakuen Gensokyo – Valentine's Day
"Geez, what's with them? Giving letters, chocolates and stuffs like that to each other! They're just wasting their money to the people who doesn't even deserve one."
"Quit blabbing, Parsee. You're just jealous 'cause you didn't get one!" Kisume said.
"Ha, you just bought yourself sweets and tell others someone gave it to you—"
"Shut up, Shrek!"
"—desperate bucket-freak," Parsee added.
Kisume had enough and started throwing decapitated—yes, decapitated bodies—to Parsee. How did she manage to keep decapitated bodies inside the bucket she's always holding without everyone's knowledge? We don't know how either.
Parsee and the whole class, of course, screamed and freaked out and it was a total chaos in the classroom, with Kisume throwing heads at everyone, making the whole classroom look like a horror booth.
Several minutes later, principal Shikieki, the school's exaggerated journalist Aya and Keine-sensei went running inside the classroom to see what had happened. Well, you know what would happened next, it's up to you on how would you like it to end—with Kisume being suspended or Kisume joining Yuyuko and company in the Netherworld as a punishment.
The news spread fast all over the school, with the headline on the school's newspaper: "CLASS 3-F JUST HAD A BLOODY VALENTINE!" Reimu, upon receiving the newspaper from Aya, almost spit her drink out from disgust. "So that's what's inside Kisume's bucket all the time. But how come we didn't smell the rotten bodies?"
Meanwhile…
"I can't believe they just burned the bodies! Look at the picture Onee-sama, I can tell that it is still fresh!" Flandre said, crumpling the newspaper in her hands and then ate it. Sakuya tried to stop her but she already ate half of the newspaper already.
"At least we know now who to call if we ever need some fresh blood, Flan." Remilia said, patting Flandre's head.
"Disgusting," Patchouli said to herself.
"Yo Reimu!"
"Oh, Mari—wait, what the hell?!" Reimu shouted. "Don't tell me you—"
"Uh, how should I explain this… But first, can you please help me carry these chocolates, da-ze?"
"…And that's how I get bitches in Gensokyo." Phew, that was a very long story, but it seems that Reimu wasn't really convinced enough.
She just let out a sigh. "I don't believe it, Marisa. I only got flowers from Suika and 3 chocolate boxes from Yukari and Sakuya!"
"You lost in the battle, Reimu—"
"This isn't a contest, Marisa! Just because you received gifts from all girls in this school—"
I opened a box of chocolate and I'm pretty sure it's from Alice—wait, speaking of that doll I still haven't given her a chocolate! So that's why she's kinda mad at me, da-ze.
"Reimu, do you think giving a person a recycled chocolate will still make her feel better, da-ze?" I asked while munching on the chocolate. Reimu gave me her usual 'WTF' look, "What do you mean by 'recycled chocolate'?"
"You know, giving her some of these chocolates to her—I can't put it into words, I know you get it what I'm trying to say, da-ze!" I'm trying to look for water because I'm choking to death. "Say, do you have water? Because I—khhhh *coughs* Help—"
"Oh you mean, you are going to give her one of these because you are too lazy and broke to buy one and hoping she won't notice that the chocolate—"
"WATER—khhh"
Reimu finally gave me a bottle of water and laughed, "You look nasty, you know that Marisa?"
As soon as I finished drinking, I threw the empty bottle at her but she quickly dodged it and the bottle hit the window pane instead. Then Reimu suddenly asked a question, "Who's the lucky person, huh?"
My heart beats fast. I don't know if I should tell her that lucky person or not because she'll just tease me anyway. "Why do you want to know, ze?"
"Nothing, really. Well, if you don't want to tell the name, then it's okay with me." She got up and threw a box to me. It's wrapped with purple cloth and I don't remember someone giving it to me.
"What's inside this, Reimu?" I shook the box to know what's inside, but I guess it's not something fragile. And the box is small so it's not chocolates either.
"I don't know. Yukari gave it to me although she gave me a chocolate as a gift. She told me to give it to the person I really like, but I don't have someone I like!"
"That gap hag isn't up to something evil, is she?"
"I guess not. I'll get going, Marisa. I still have something to do." Reimu opened the door and walked outside the classroom.
I want to know what's inside of this box, but it was well-wrapped and so pretty.
"All right, time to give this to Alice, da ze!"
CHAPTER 1 END.