South Park Fortress 2

Cartman:God damnit This is bullcrap!

Kyle:Whats BullCrap?

Cartman:The Fact That We have To Go To school on a Holiday!

Cartman:I Mean Its Bullcrap!

Stan:Maybe today won't Be So Bad

Kenny:MMPH

(Teleporter Exit Starts up)

Kyle:Um,What Was That!

Cartman:Nothing you stupid Jew!

Kyle:Shut up for a Second Fatass!

(Teleporter Exit spining)

Stan:Yeah I hear it To.

Kyle:Yeah its coming from the bushes.

(The Boys Look in the Bushes and find the Teleporter Exit.)

Stan:Um What the hell is that.

Cartman:Its some spining thing.

Kyle:sure Looks like it

(The Enginerrer comes out of the Teleporter)

Engie:God Dangit my Calculation were Wrong!

The Boys:woah

Engie:Um, where am I? and why does everthing look like Paper Cut outs.

Kyle: Who... Are you?

Engie: Well Glad you ask I'm an See I Solve Practical Problems.

Cartman:Um Question,Why are you Here?

Engie:Well my Teleportor got all messed up and it sent me to this place.

Engie:Well I see you guys never.

(A spy Saps the Teleporter)

Engie:*GASPS*

Engie:SPIES SAPPIN MY TELEPORTER!

(Teleporter Breaks)

Engie: God Dang it!

Stan:Well what do we do now since hes here.

Engie:what we need to do is get some metal to build a new teleporter.

Kyle:But where are we gonna find any.

Engie:Easy, We Look

Cartman:That is the stupidiest explenation ever.

Engie:You got a Better Plan.

Cartman:Yes

Engie:And what is that?

Cartman:I'm Not telling you

Engie:You don't Got one!

Cartman:Yes I do

Engie:Then Tell me!

Cartman:NO!

Kyle:JUST TELL HIM FATASS!

Cartman:Ok fine I don't got a plan.

Engie:Thats what I thought.

Engie:Well if nothing Crazy happens this should be easy.

(BOOM!)

Stan:What the hell was that.

Kyle:I don't Know but We need to check it out.

Stan:are yha with us Um?

Engie:Dell is the name but you can call me Engie for Short.

Kyle:Ok engie.

To Be continued.