DECK THE HALLS
Another anti-Twilight ditty with a holiday theme came to mind, and I couldn't resist. This is one of my more intense pieces, but it sounded funny in my head. Merry Christmas, folks!
Twilight © Stephenie Meyer
Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08
All rights reserved.
Deck the halls with Belle and Eddie
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Get the guns and cannons ready
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Grab your pitchforks, grab your knives
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It's a battle for our lives
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Edward Cullen is a loser
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As for Bella, who would choose her?
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Get your nails and get your wrenches
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Send those creeps down to the trenches
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Toss a few bricks down to meet them
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Throw an anvil down to greet them
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Give it all you've got to beat them
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We won't stop till we defeat them
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