Author's note: pure randomness... if u want me to continue this, lemme know XDDD SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS! DON'T READ IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED KUROSHITSUJI(BLACK BUTLER) I AND II! I HAVE WARNED YOU! DUN DUN DUN! RATED M FOR STRONG LANGUAGE! POSSIBLE YAOI (BOY ON BOY) AND POSSIBLE GRAPHICS!
Character bios (not really important...but still... XD)
Miku(me): I wear a long red dress like Alice from the Resident evil movie (the first), combat boots, and I have red hair like my Bro-... sister(Grell) and red choker
Rei: wears a long black shirt with a leaf on it, hair style similar to Sebby's, wears green leggings, and black vans(the shoes lol) and green choker
Yuki: wears a simple purple dress, white hair , combat boots, always carries glass of wine, purple choker
Amby: brown hair, always wears Modern Warefare shirt(black), black skirt, tennis shoes, glasses,black choker
At the Phantomhive manor, most of the ppl from Kuroshitsuji gather at the Phantomhive manor to watch a disturbing video Miku has found. Note: I AM MIKU! my friends Yuki,Rei, and Amby are there cuz...cuz.. XD
Miku: okay, is everyone here? Say here so I can check you off!
Undertaker: here, milady!
Miku: Undertaker, here check!
Grell: here, sweetheart! *smiles at Miku*
Miku: big brother Grell, here, check!
Grell: don't you mean SISTER?
Miku: oh sowwy Grell-chan ;w;
Grell: it's okay ^w^
Sebastian: bocchan and I are present *smiles*
Ciel: *is eating a scone*
Grell: SEBBY! *attempts to glomp Sebastian *
Sebastian: *dodges* so Grell-san is here...that could be a problem
Miku: CHECKITY CHECK CHECK!
Grell: wha-... why?
Sebastian: because you bother me and my bocchan
Grell: ;w;
Matilda: here *smiles*
Miku: bitch, here *stabs clipboard *
Matilda: wha-?
Grell: WHAT'S THAT WHORE DOING HERE?
Matilda: whore? ;w;
Miku: I have no *crushes pen and glares at Matilda * idea but she-
Sebastian: I invited her *smiles*
Grell: but why Sebby? *uses puppy dog eyes *
Sebastian: to annoy you, Grell-san
Grell: nya~! You're so mean to a lady, Sebby ;w;
Miku: so mean, so meeeaaan, Sebby! ;w;
Sebastian: *sighs *
Alois: *runs throught the door* ALOIS IS HE~RE!
Ciel: O_o ALOIS? I THOUGHT CLAUDE KILLED YOU!
Alois: that is the power of FAAAAANFICTION ^w^
Ciel: fuck.
Alois: *glomps Ciel* CA-LAUDE!
Claude: yes, your highness?
Alois: spank me! 8D
Claude: OxO;;;;
Ciel: let me go! *glares*
Alois: *lets go of Ciel*
Undertaker: *Rofl...literally*
Miku: okay..lemme see...Undertaker...Grell-chan...bitch-face, I mean Matilda...Sebby and Ciel, Alois and Claude
Hannah: here, Milady *bows *
Miku: *gropes Hannah* BOOBIES ^w^
Hannah: m-milady? OxO
Miku: *stops groping * sorry, just some fanservice for the guys ^w^
all the guys except Alois,Claude, Grell and Undertaker: * nosebleed *
Miku: Hannah, check
Angela/Ash: HERE!
Miku: oh fuck no... get the hell outta here! *kicks Angela/Ash out*
Amby: did you just grope Hannah's boobs, Miku? =w=
Miku: AMBY-CHAN! *huggles*
Amby: no, seriously...did you just freakin' grope Hannah's boobs?
Miku: YES!
Amby:...okay then I will ask no questions...
Thompson & company: *randomly appear beside Claude and Hannah*
Claude: how about you 3 stay outside... this room is starting to get crowded...
Thompson and Company: *all three nods and disappears*
Rei: hello! ^w^
Miku: *is groping Hannah again*
Grell: Miku stop that!
Alois: *is being spanked by Claude* oh, Claude~!
Claude: *is nosebleeding and blushing*
Rei: *disturbed * im out of here =w= *walks away *
William and Ronald: *comes in*
Ronald: hello guys *smiles and waves*
Grell: Ronny! *hugs *
Ronald: hello Grell-senpai ^.^
William: no physical contact! *seperates them *
Grell: Will~! *hugs*
Will: *dodges *
Grell: * lands on floor * ow! Will! so mean ;w;
Madam Red: *comes in and holds out hand* need some help, Grell?
Grell: *grabs Madam Red's hand * thank you dear, I just- *looks up* M-Madam Red? OoO
Ciel: O_o
Grell: how are you...i mean... I... TwT
Madam Red: this is a fanfiction, silly Grell ^-^
Grell: I missed you ;w; *hugs *
Madam Red: oh yeah a chainsaw to the chest really means a lot to me *glare *
Grell: I'M SORRY ;w;
Miku: *kicks Matilda in da face * BOOT TO DA FACE, BETCH!
Matilda: YOW! ;w;
Sebastian: who else is arriving?
Miku: I...don't...know...
Sebastian: -_-;
Yuki: VAMPIRE CHICK IZ IN DA HOUSE! *is ontop of the chandelier, carrying a glass of wine*
Miku: YUKI-CHAN!
Yuki: *jumps down* hey grrl! * waves * hello random people i've never met before but I have a feeling ima gonna like most of you
Miku: *glomps Yuki * YUUUUKIIIIIII
Yuki: WHOA WHOA WHOAAAA! MY DRINK! *drops drink*
Sebastian: *catches drink and gives it back to Yuki *
Yuki: whooooaaa who is this?
Sebastian: Sebastian Michaelis, Lady Yuki
Yuki: awesome 8D
Grell: *jealous*
Miku: don't get jealous, Grell-chan! Yuki would never date someone older than her...right Yuki?
Yuki: *is reading yaoi manga * huh? Yeah sure *reads*
Miku: see? She's too caught up on yaoi to care about Sebby 8'D
Grell: YAY ^w^
Madam Red: so who else is arriving?
Soma: HAAAAI CIIIEL! *hugs Ciel*
Ciel: nooo! I don't want to be hugged!
Yuki: yeah you're like a demonic ferbie or something
Ciel: hey shut it! You don't even know who I am!
Yuki:... DEMONIC CHIPMUNK!
Angela/Ash: *sneaks in * BWAHAHAHA I SNUCK IN!
Miku: * grabs Grell's Chainsaw and hits Angela/Ash with it* BASTARD/BITCH! :D
Angela/Ash: RETREAT! RETREAT! *runs away*
Pluto: *jumps on Sebastian * wruff! wruff!
Sebastian: I am not suprized to see you again, mutt *glares *
Pluto: *howls and runs off *
Miku: don't be mean to the puppy, Sebby!
Sebastian: I hate dogs.
Soma: *sits in the middle of the floor and eats curry buns* yum!
Miku: Soma! Where's Agni?
Soma: *eyes get teary * he's sick ;w;
Miku: aww poor Agni ;w;
Soma: I knoow! *bursts out crying *
Miku: waaah! *hugs Soma *
Grell: Miku-chan, when are you going to show us that video you were talking about?
Ronald: yeah I heard it was a porno or something
Miku: PORN+CORN=POPCORN
Undertaker: *bursts out laughing* nice one, milady XDD
Yuki: *pets Undertaker * I like him... he's so...ya know :D
Amby: I miss Mactavish ;w;
Madam Red: who?
Amby: Modern Warefare ;w;
Madam Red: aaah...wait what?
Mactavish: i'm right 'ere, Amby ^w^
Amby: yay im not sad now! ^w^
Ciel: isn't this a Kuroshitsuji fanfic?
Amby: yep! 0w0
Ciel: then why is Captain Mactavish From ModernWarfare here?
Amby: cuz I break da rulz!
Ciel: *facepalm* at least Lizzy isn't *gets glomped by Lizzy *
Lizzy: CIEL~U! *smiles *
Miku: ….. BOOOBIES *gropes Hannah again *
Hannah: GAH! MILADY O-O
Lizzy: * faints because Yuri she no like XD *
Ciel: at least she's out.
Miku: okay letz go watch this movie!
Grell: yay Ronny! *huggles with Ronny cuz he can XD *
Yuki: yay! Yaoi!
Amby: yay Mactavish!
Mactavish: yay Ghost!
Haku Yowane: DR HAKUOCTOGONAPUS BLAAH *lazers shoot out of Haku's mouth*
Everyone: * gets blasted by the epicness *
Author's note: okay first chapter! Don't worry this isn't going to be long, they watch the disturbing
video next chapter :D if you don't know who Haku Yowane is, you dont know what Vocaloid is, therfore you SUCK XDD