Hey people, this story is a little different, from normal. Cause I wrote it for my older sister, who is lesbian, and I don't know why but that made me not want her to read any of my romance, stories (I'm Weird) and so I wrote this, because she loves politics and knows nothing about hetalia, and I haven't been able to do my other idea for her story, anyway hope you like my rambling, and personal AN, but onto the story.
Disclaimer: I OWN Hetalia, in my dreams.
Warnings: Politics, and Alfred cursing about them
Alfred gets up and remembers, "I have a meeting with, boss, better get ready."
What he doesn't expect is all the awful things, he ends up focusing on, before the meeting. He thinks about the new healthcare laws, and the penalties for not having them, giving jobs away, and the fact he seems to like Hilary, when her money talks for her. He hopes he doesn't bust out with any of this at the meeting.
As the meeting starts they are left alone, figuring an explanation would be hard to any of the white house staff, he thinks 'what am I supposed to do, say "Hey guys, I'm just you know your country, don't believe me wait for a tornado in Texas, my glasses with prove it."' he laughs at the thought.
As an opening statement, he goes to say, "I'm so proud of all that you are trying to accomplish."
And instead comes out with, "Why would you force medical care? We are the only first world country that doesn't provide it for free." in response Obama just pales slightly.
Obama goes to say, "Well I think we-" getting cut off by Alfred saying, "And why are you cosying up to those Clinton douches? Are they speaking through money, again?"
That causes The President to get defensive saying, "Well I think she has potential, to do some good things for our people, and she supports them." and Alfred just looks incredulously at him, "Did you just say she wants to help? That crazy chick was already in there once, controlling her husband, I don't want her when you're gone!"
The yelling catches the attention of the guards outside, they come in, asking "Is everything alright, Mr. President sir?" and Obama just waves them away, saying, "Look I know I've made mistakes but-"
He once again gets cut off by Alfred saying, "No you also gave away our jobs, making the economy even worse! DO YOU KNOW THE PAIN OF COLDS!" he is livid, he goes on at the confused response he gets from the president, "What does sickness have to do with this?"
Alfred forgets he never told him, so he calms down enough to explain, "As a country, this one in particular, I only get sick when the country isn't doing well, I had an awful time during the great depression, I might add, but nothing sucks worse than being sick from the economy, cause you need to be strong to pay back the others, and then you're too weak to work, and it's such a pain man!" Alfred then seems to realize he's rambling, and quiets down.
Obama looks at him, "So when you're sick, we aren't doing well, how come I've never noticed?" he asks, in wonderment, Alfred remembers his trick, and decides not to reveal it. "I just have ways."
Obama, just stares at this usual man, that has to do whatever he says and wonders, 'do the other world leaders have to deal with these personifications?' but decides not to ask, he tries to apologise for making the male upset, "I am truly sorry, for horrible decisions, I will work to fix it any w-"
He gets cut off again, "Horrible decisions? You're worse than that Buchanan dude, who made everyone even more upset, right before the civil war! People call it Buchanan's War, to this day! You went past screwing up, you Fucked Up majorly." He says, trying not to rant too much, before Obama can say anything else, he picks up his stuff, and walks out. That was their last meeting.
