Operation: Impending Torture
Me: Hello! I am Bugz and I am on this thread for the sole purpose of torturing and/or spoiling Invader Zim characters. Fun. :) So here they are! Zim!
Zim: I am here because I was forced to come by this dog collar... *pulls at said collar*
Me: DON'T PULL! *zaps with doggy collar shocky thingy* Anyway! Tak!
Tak: ... I hate you all.
Me: Harsh. GAZ!
Gaz: *clicks away on her GS2*
ME: ... Dib?
Dib: I'm on TV aren't I? Look everyone Zim's an alien!
Me: No one will ever believe you. EVER. And last but certainly not the least, in fact he's my favorite character- GIR!
Gir: Ah lieked mah bacon soap but Mastah ruined it. =3
Everyone but Zim: *glares at Zim for making Gir unhappy*
Zim: What?
Me: Moving on... I have to introduce my assistant-Computer.
Comp: Hello.
Me: Don't you have like, a better name? Cuz Computer sounds like Zim's computer... and you're not. Are you?
Comp: No I'm not, and I don't have a better name.
Me: Well then I'll give you one! How about... Cool Random Assistant Zombie Yawner. Crazy for short.
Crazy: NO!
Me: Too late! Time to start the show. Our first dare is from none other than Ph.D- The Phantom Dragon!
[i] Dib- You're crazy. And your head is big. (Dib: QUIT MAKING FUN OF MY HEAD! Ph.D: Shut up) Go run through the streets screaming "ZIM'S NOT AN ALIEN! I'M JUST STUPID!"
Tak: Eh. You're just creepy. Go jump in a lake. It will be excrutiatingly painful.
GIR: You're too adorable to dare. And there's nothing that will really be dare-worthy, so...
Zim: I love you, future ruler of Earth. RULE US WITH AN IRON FIST! I will force myself to dare you to kiss Dib.
Gaz: Nothing will really bother you except to do this: I dare you to loan your GS2 to GIR. [/i]
Dib: I hate her. And I'm not doing it.
Me: So you're using your ONLY Get Out Of This Dare Card?
Dib: Yeah, I guess can it get any worse?
Me: *takes card* Yes, yes it can.
Dib: I WANT IT BACK!
Me: Too late, moving on. Tak? Your turn!
Tak: Fine.
Me: YAY! *clicks button and lake magically appears on stage* IN.
Tak: ... * jumps in* AHHH! *squirms in pain. HOLY CRUD THAT HURT! *gets out, skin is hissing*
Me: Well... Gir you got praised as usual. SO ONTO ZIM!
Zim: Uh uh. No way.
Me: You gotta!
Zim: Fine... *walks up to Dib and kisses him*
Dib: OHMAIGAWSH. That stank.
Zim: *wipes off his mouth* Foolish Earth hyooman.
Me: That was gross.
Zim: Agreed.
Me: GAZ! It's your turn.
Gaz: Oh. *breathes in sharply* Gir I swear, if you mess up my GS2, I will plague you with my unholy wrath.
Gir: GIMME!
Gaz: *opens eyes and glares* Gir... be careful. *hands it over*
Gir *clicks a couple a times* Ish no fun. I don' liek killin' mah piggeh frenz. *gives back to Gaz and almost drops it*
Me: Gir, you got lucky.
Gaz: No duhr.
Me: Well... That just about wraps it up. Bwahaha, except for one thing. The ending segment. Today it's Truth or Dare. Minus the Dare.
~Truth or Dare, Minus the Dare~
ME: OKAY! I have a question for each contestent. First Tak.
Tak:...
Me: Do you like Dib?
Tak: *mumbles*
Me: *intense stare* What?
Tak: Yush.
Dib. o_O
Me: Awkward... GIR! Your turn you sweet little guy!
Git: Aw! Danke You!
Me: Do you know what hyooman master likes?
Gir: Oh he likes that she-hyooma-
Zim: SHUDDUP GIR!
Me: Well at least we know its a girl. ;)
Zim: DUH!
Me: SO Zim, who do you like?
Zim: *mumbles* gash...
Me: What?
Zim: GAZ ALRIGHT!
Me: Whoa. I totally knewed that.
Zim: :0
Me: Gaz what do you think of that?
Gaz: *clicks away on GS2* I hate you all. 'Cept Tak. And maybe Zim.
Me: OOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOh! The end of episode 1.