Observing Lent
"Napoleon, let us go to the Commissary for coffee. I could use some caffeine." The two agents had been immersed in paperwork for hours.
"I'll go with you, Tovarisch but, I'm not getting any coffee; I gave it up for Lent."
Illya stared at his partner. "You are serious! I did not know you practiced any religious rituals."
The CEA shrugged, "I usually don't but, I believe a little discipline is never a bad thing."
The Russian nodded. "If you really want to practice discipline, how about giving up sex?"
Napoleon laughed. "No one needs that much discipline!"