* Today I dont feel like doing anything~ i Just wanna lay in my bed~ Don't feel like picking up my phone~ So leave a message at the to- *

"Tell me about it" I said as i turned off my cell phone and sighed. "Come on God! WHY did you have to make Mondays? Like CEREALLY!" i screamed at the air, while i lay on my bed. Sigh. I removed my covers and put 1 foot on the floor when suddenly...

" -Burst through the door!- INO YAMANAKA! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE 2 TELL YOU 2 NOT EAT MY BREAKFAST BURRITOS!" screamed My brother Deidara.

"..."

"Well! Are you gonna say anything!"

"..."

"Well then i might just take your hairbrush"

"..."

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

Oh that was IT! What was wrong with ME? What was wrong with HIM? It was f-ing 6 in the morning on a monday morning PEOPLE! (Inner Ino: YOUR GOING DOWN FUCKER! Hell yes!)

"Well what the hell is wro-"

"-PUNCHES BROTHER THROUGH THE DOOR!- THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME DAMN IT!" I wasen't in the mood to listen 2 this fucker!

"GAH!" i heard him scream, there was stars above his head.

"INO! What the hell-"

"Its monday morning..."

"I-ino!"

"IM TIRED YOU IDIOT! (Inner Ino: Kick his ass! -evil grin-)"

"AAAHHH!"

Sign. Anyway, Hi! I'm Ino yamanaka. I'm a 17 year old girl who goes to Konoha High School (It sucks...I know!). The person's ass I kicked earlier was my brother Deidara, even though i like to call him DeiDei. He's 18 years old, plus to add to it he looked like me, so heck...FML. Both our parents died in a car accident...I dont like to talk about it. From then on, we've both lived on our own.

"Gosh you didn't need to hit me so hard!" Deidei said as we walked to our school, it was only 5 minutes away.

"Well if you don't bother me! Then maybe I wouldn't have done it!" I screamed

"Well next time don't eat my breakfast..." He mumbled

"Excuse me! DID YOU SAY SOMETHING!"

"Gosh Ino, you keep that up you'll wake up all of Kononha" I heard someone say. Me and Deidara both turned around to see...what do you know?.. Sasori, My brothers best friend.

"Yo sasori!" Deidara said

"Hey. What? No Hi from My Best friends sister? typical" He said.

"Well I'm sorry my dear sasori," I said with a innocent smile "It's nice to see you this morning." (Inner Ino: YOU ASSHOLE! -says with knife in hand-)

"Anyway, lets go" he said as he continued to walk to the high school. Me and Dei both followed. What a morning.

Sasori has been Dei's friend since 1st grade. Now that he's in 11th, and i'm in 10th. We've all known eachother for a long time. Even though i think sasori hates my fucking guts...I dont give a rats ass. But still...he is KINDA cute...NO! he's not cute..not at all..

"Yo ino! BESTIE VESTIE!" A girl with Pink hair waved while waiting at the gate with Naruto( her boyfriend), Sasuke (My boyfriend, Take that BITCHES!), Shikamaru (My best guy friend along with Choji ), Choji, tenten (1 of my close friends along with Hinata and Temari), Hinata, and Temari. Weird, i dont see Kiba!

"Yo brat, your friends are waiting for you." Sasori said while looking at them.

"Yeah, un." Said my brother

"So i'll see you later then!" I said as i ran to my friends. Sasori and Dei both went to there own little group, called something...Akatsuki..something like that. Pein, Konan, Deidei, sasori, tobi, itachi, Zetsu, kisame, Hidan,and kakuzu. I personally think their all...very very weird...well..not weird like "Omg stay away from me!" but weird as in "ice-cream and pickles are weird put together"...well..bad example..but yeah.

"Hay guys" I said to everyone.

"Hay" they all said. But then sasuke put his arm around my shoulders. naruto put his around sakuras. and Shikamaru's around temari's. I have know idea where the hell kiba is, but hinata is armless. Poor girl.

"Alright, To hell everyone!" Naruto said with a fox grin.

"aaahhh...I hate school." I said.

"Tell me about it" Temari, tenten, hinata, and sakura said at the same time.

"But i at least have my girl to look foward to." Sasuke said as he kissed my check. I blushed.

Ring ring rriinnngggg! The first bell rang.

"Oh shit, lets go guys." Shikamaru said. We all walked Into The Hell hole. Sign. its gonna be a long day.

Hay guys, this is a Sasori and Ino fanfiction. don't like? Don't read. =)

Even though Sasuke and Ino kicks ASS! WOOO!