Lieutenant Adventures Series 10 Episode 3 1 July 2015. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

"Twinkle, twinkle, little star,

How I wonder what you are,

Up above the world so high,

Like a diamond in the sky,

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,

How I wonder what you are?"

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"O.M.G.," said the Lieutenant.

"Hm?" asked Sandy.

"How I wonder what you are!" exclaimed the Lieutenant. "IT'S A STAR!" He was getting frustrated.

"Lieutenant, it's a nursery rhyme," said Catina.

"And a stupid one," said the Lieutenant. His heartbreak was fading but it was never going to leave. This life needed heartbreak to survive. "In fact..." The Lieutenant pulled the Master Lever.

The CICO materialised.

The Lieutenant strode over to the flap, lay on his front and stuck his head out the flap. "There it is, Ann," came the Lieutenant's voice from the flap.

Ann joined the Lieutenant. "Ah," she said.

The Lieutenant and Ann returned to the control room. "The rhyme is a load of rubbish," growled the Lieutenant.

O.K., sorry," said Ann.

The Lieutenant's heartbreak had returned. "No, Ann, I am," he said and pulled the Master Lever.

The CICO dematerialised.

"Do you want a tattoo, Lieutenant?" asked Sandy.

The Lieutenant had been using his sonic screwdriver to help with calculations, it has exploded and he had just finished building an all new screwdriver. "Are you a tattoo artist?" asked the Lieutenant.

"Are you an engineer?" asked Sandy.

The Lieutenant smiled. "Go on then," he said.

Sandy found that he had a lack of energy.

Then a magical looking door with steps leading down materialised to a familiar sound. A TARDIS.

The TARDIS doors opened and the Time Lady stepped out with a plate of sausages.

"Mum!" exclaimed the Lieutenant.

"Son. For you," said the Tracker.

"Thank you!" exclaimed the Lieutenant and began to eat.

The Tracker stepped back into her TARDIS.

The TARDIS dematerialised.

The Lieutenant buzzed Sandy with the energy screwdriver.

"Thank you," said Sandy and gave the Lieutenant his tattoo.

NEXT TIME:

The CICO materialised.

He was surrounded by paintings.

Here was the strange thing.

Sandy, Catina and Ann stared.

The Lieutenant

Alfie Deyes

Sandy Ulrish

Vanilla Ice

Catina Gunter

Miranda Kerr

Ann Allen

Julianne Hough

The Tracker

Naomi Watts

With special thanks to the BBC, FanFiction and Youtube.

Director

Jay Brady

Writer

Dora Day

Producer

Liam Hickey.

L + J 2015.