JACE AND ALEC TRIBUTE!
(If you were Gay)
So if any of you guys have seen Avenue Q you will know the famous song 'If you were gay' and for ages I have wanted to do a Jace and Alec parody with tjis song so here it is, ENJOY!
Alec:
Ahhhh, an afternoon alone with my favorite book: "Twilight" by Stephenie Meyer. No parabatai to bother me. How could it get any better than this?
*Jace walks in*
Jace:
Oh, hi Alec!
Alec:
*Sighs* Hi, Jace.
Jace:
Uh, hey Alec, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smilin' at me, and talkin' to me...
Alec:
mmm, that's very interesting.
Jace:
...mmmhmm, he was being real friendly. And, I think he was coming on to me. I think he might have thought I was gay.
Alec:
Ahem...So, uh, why you tellin' me this? Why should I care? I don't care? What did you have for lunch today?
Jace:
Well, you don't have to get all defensive, Alec...
Alec:
I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE! Why do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I am trying to read.
Jace:
Well, I didn't mean anything by it, Alec. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
Alec:
Well, I do not want to talk about it, Jace. This conversation is over.
Jace:
Yeah, but Alec...
Alec:
OVER!
Jace:
Well, okay. But just so you know...
*Breaks into song*
If you were gay
that'd be okay
I mean 'cause hey
I'd like you anyway
Alec:
Argh.
Jace:
Because you see
if it were me
I would feel free to say
That I was gay
...but I'm not gay.
Alec:
Jace, please, I am trying to read...
Silence…
Alec:
WHAT?!
Jace:
*Starts singing again* If you were queer
Alec:
Oh for fuck sake, Jace!.
Jace:
I'd still be here
Alec:
JACE, I am trying to read this book.
Jace:
Year after year
Alec:
JACE!
Jace:
Because you're dear to me
Alec:
Kill me now…
Jace:
And I know that you!
Alec:
What?!
Jace:
Would accept me, too
Alec:
I would?
Jace:
If I told you today,
"Hey, guess what, I'm gay".
...but I'm not gay.
I'm happy just being with you
Alec:
Jace, I swear to God I'm going to stab you!
Jace:
So what should it matter to me
What you do in bed with guys?
Alec:
JACE, that is gross!
Jace:
No, it's not
If you were gay
Alec:
Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyy?!
Jace:
I'd shout horray!
Alec:
I am not listening!
Jace:
And here I'd stay
Alec:
LA LA LA LA LA!
Jace:
But I wouldn't get in your way!
Alec:
AAAAH!
Jace:
You can count on me
To always be
Beside you everyday
To tell you it's okay
You we're just born that way
And as they, it's in your DNA
You're gay.
Alec:
I AM NOT GAY!
Jace:
If you were gay.
Alec:
ARGH!
*Magnus walks in*
Alec:….Okay, I'm gay
THANX FOR READING!