Safu's Rage Cake

by 73H5P00NQU33N

Not a serious story, obviously. Safu shows off her amazing baking skills while he grandma sings for Sion at his birthday. T for swearing.

Safu's Rage Cake

A/N: HELLO I DON'T OWN NO.6 OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS HERE SO JUST ENJOY THE DAMN STORY thank you.

Today was Sion's 12th birthday. He was very excited, because a typhoon was coming. Also he was at his friend Safu's house celebrating it.

"Okay Grandma, should I give him the gift now?" Safu smiled and Sion wondered what it could be. He hoped it was something cool..

"Yes dear, go ahead!" Said Safu's grandmother cheerfully.

"OKAY THEN, HERE SION TAKE YOUR DAMN PRESENT." Safu said, thrusting a lumpy package into his hand. Sion was appalled by her manner, but he clutched her lumpy package anyways.

"O-oh why thank you Safu.." he said in a somewhat hesitant tone. He took his time removing the paper from his lumpy package, with Safu and her grandmother watching, they were eager to see what his reaction was.

He finally took it out, and it was a damn purple sweater.

"Oh. I-I mean thanks!" He said quickly. He really thought it was a lame gift, but oh well.

"Oh yes, I gave it to you because you were the only one to complement my clothes that one day," Commented Safu. "ALSO YOUR NAME IS SION, WHICH IS A FLOWER THAT IS PURPLE!"

Oh no way. She did not just comment on Sion's name with the flower thing. "THE HELL YOU SAY BITCH?!" He then proceeds to bitchslap Safu, "DON'T TALK ABOUT MY NAME LIKE THAT!" Another bitchslap. "NOW GO MAKE MY DAMN CAKE WOMAN!"

"Such a nice young man!" Says Safu's grandmother in the background.

Safu sobs a bit, then bitchslaps Sion back then yells, "OKAY FINE, I MADE MOST OF IT THIS BLOODY MORNING SO ALL I HAVE TO DO IS THROW IT IN THE FUCKING OVEN!" Then Safu proceeds to storm into the kitchen, and throws a jar of 10 hour old cake batter into the oven, literally.

"Oh Safu, you have such a good baking talent." Says her grandmother casually while setting up some karaoke.

Sion, dazed by the sudden events, looked at Safu's grandmother and asked, "Uh.. What are you planning on singing..?"

"SCREAMO!" Safu's grandmother suddenly yells. Then she proceeds to sing screamo very well, which is surprising since she's old.

"HERE HAVE YOU DAMN CAKE EVERYONE!" Then Safu throws half-baked burning lava cake batter on the cowering Sion and her grandmother singing screamo.

Then everyone dies.

THE END!