Pointless Randomness!
By: HH
Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade, I own HH, my OC, HimitsuHikari.
AN: All out humor. Enjoy!
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Chapter One
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Tyson is watching a horror movie and eating a bowl of popcorn at the
same time. "AHH!" he screams. Like a girl. Did I mention the movie was
scary? Freaky? Creepy? Pee-your-pants-scary? I guess not. Neway.
"AHHH!!!" he screams again and then chokes on popcorn. "AH-agh!" he
coughs. "AGH-help-gh!"
Max is making prank phone calls, and ignores Tyson, who is REALLY,
not faking, choking. "Hello? Huh, excuse me? I can't hear you. Are
you... What?! I am not gay! How dare you! I thought I was the prank
caller here! Wait, no! I wasn't prank calling you! I mean..."
"Agh-help! UGH-help-I'm-guh-choking!" Tyson managed to say.
Max hangs up. "Yeah, I bet!" he says and winks. "I'm going to go
call 911 now!" he says jokingly and walks away from the phone. The phone.
The place where you CALL. Call 911. Oh well. He was joking, neway. Max,
I mean. Not Tyson. Max walks away.
HH walks in and sees Tyson laying there, maybe dying. She freaks
out. "AHHH! OH MY! OH NO! HELP! GOD!" she squeals. "Someone HELP!
He's dying!" she kneels down and prays. Wow, that'll do a lot of good,
eh?
Ray hears screaming and runs in. Problem was, he WAS in the shower,
so he had only a towel on. Oh my.
Max also hears screaming and hurries back inside. When he opens the
door, a huge gust of wind blows in and guess what happens? You gots it.
HH was covering her face in the holy name of God. Max was looking
away. Tyson was STILL choking. DUH. Neway, Ray's towel lay in a crumpled
heap on the floor. "Oops?" he says, and pulls it back up. Then, he runs
back into the bathroom. Ote...Okay, I mean.
"Is it over?" HH asks, still covering her face in the holy name of
God.
"Yep," Max replies.
HH uncovers her face and looks around. Tyson is forgotten at that
moment. For A moment. Then, click. "OH NO!" she exclaims in horror,
remembering Tyson. She does the heimlich manuever on him while Max slaps
his back. Why not do that in the first place?! Oh well.
Tyson coughs and stands up.
Max and HH stare at him. No thanks? No thanks for saving my life?
"WHATTHEHELLAREYOUSTARINGAT?!" he shouts. Rudely, I might add.
Max scurries away and HH shuffles into a room to pray or something
like that. Mean Tyson. As punishment...
Hilary sees the whole thing. She walks in and slaps Tyson. Harsh.
Ow.
"Ah-WHATTHEHELL?!" Tyson exclaims. "What was that for?!"
Hilary replies icily," You should have more respect for the people
who save your life."
Tyson stares dumbly for a second, then goes all smiley. "Aww,
thanks!"
Hilary pushes him away and slaps him again. "NOT ME, STUPID! HH!
Max!"
Tyson just stare like the bonehead that he is. "What did they do?"
"They saved you!" Hilary shouts, getting annoyed.
"From what?" Tyson asks.
"Grr. GRR!" Hilary growls and storms away at Tyson's stupidity.
Kai walks in, takes one look at Tyson, and walks out again. Good for
him. GO KAI!!!
Ray walks out fully dressed and stares at Tyson for a moment. Tyson
stares back. "WHAT?!" Ray exclaims and stomps out.
"This is NOT a good day!" Tyson whines. To himself. Ha ha. Bad for
YOU.
Kenny walks in and sits down on the couch. He types madly away on
Dizzi for about two minutes with Tyson staring at him, then turns around
and asks irritatedly,"What do YOU want?!"
Tyson walks outside. No one likes him today, I guess. No, I'm sure.
Or they're just in a bad mood. Neway, as he's walking and thinking at the
same time, he accidentally bumps into none other than the one and only...
~
AN: Find out who next chapter! Here's a clue: BLAH! Like I'm gonna tell
ya! You have to keep reading and wait until I update. Read and review!
Plz!
By: HH
Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade, I own HH, my OC, HimitsuHikari.
AN: All out humor. Enjoy!
~
Chapter One
~
Tyson is watching a horror movie and eating a bowl of popcorn at the
same time. "AHH!" he screams. Like a girl. Did I mention the movie was
scary? Freaky? Creepy? Pee-your-pants-scary? I guess not. Neway.
"AHHH!!!" he screams again and then chokes on popcorn. "AH-agh!" he
coughs. "AGH-help-gh!"
Max is making prank phone calls, and ignores Tyson, who is REALLY,
not faking, choking. "Hello? Huh, excuse me? I can't hear you. Are
you... What?! I am not gay! How dare you! I thought I was the prank
caller here! Wait, no! I wasn't prank calling you! I mean..."
"Agh-help! UGH-help-I'm-guh-choking!" Tyson managed to say.
Max hangs up. "Yeah, I bet!" he says and winks. "I'm going to go
call 911 now!" he says jokingly and walks away from the phone. The phone.
The place where you CALL. Call 911. Oh well. He was joking, neway. Max,
I mean. Not Tyson. Max walks away.
HH walks in and sees Tyson laying there, maybe dying. She freaks
out. "AHHH! OH MY! OH NO! HELP! GOD!" she squeals. "Someone HELP!
He's dying!" she kneels down and prays. Wow, that'll do a lot of good,
eh?
Ray hears screaming and runs in. Problem was, he WAS in the shower,
so he had only a towel on. Oh my.
Max also hears screaming and hurries back inside. When he opens the
door, a huge gust of wind blows in and guess what happens? You gots it.
HH was covering her face in the holy name of God. Max was looking
away. Tyson was STILL choking. DUH. Neway, Ray's towel lay in a crumpled
heap on the floor. "Oops?" he says, and pulls it back up. Then, he runs
back into the bathroom. Ote...Okay, I mean.
"Is it over?" HH asks, still covering her face in the holy name of
God.
"Yep," Max replies.
HH uncovers her face and looks around. Tyson is forgotten at that
moment. For A moment. Then, click. "OH NO!" she exclaims in horror,
remembering Tyson. She does the heimlich manuever on him while Max slaps
his back. Why not do that in the first place?! Oh well.
Tyson coughs and stands up.
Max and HH stare at him. No thanks? No thanks for saving my life?
"WHATTHEHELLAREYOUSTARINGAT?!" he shouts. Rudely, I might add.
Max scurries away and HH shuffles into a room to pray or something
like that. Mean Tyson. As punishment...
Hilary sees the whole thing. She walks in and slaps Tyson. Harsh.
Ow.
"Ah-WHATTHEHELL?!" Tyson exclaims. "What was that for?!"
Hilary replies icily," You should have more respect for the people
who save your life."
Tyson stares dumbly for a second, then goes all smiley. "Aww,
thanks!"
Hilary pushes him away and slaps him again. "NOT ME, STUPID! HH!
Max!"
Tyson just stare like the bonehead that he is. "What did they do?"
"They saved you!" Hilary shouts, getting annoyed.
"From what?" Tyson asks.
"Grr. GRR!" Hilary growls and storms away at Tyson's stupidity.
Kai walks in, takes one look at Tyson, and walks out again. Good for
him. GO KAI!!!
Ray walks out fully dressed and stares at Tyson for a moment. Tyson
stares back. "WHAT?!" Ray exclaims and stomps out.
"This is NOT a good day!" Tyson whines. To himself. Ha ha. Bad for
YOU.
Kenny walks in and sits down on the couch. He types madly away on
Dizzi for about two minutes with Tyson staring at him, then turns around
and asks irritatedly,"What do YOU want?!"
Tyson walks outside. No one likes him today, I guess. No, I'm sure.
Or they're just in a bad mood. Neway, as he's walking and thinking at the
same time, he accidentally bumps into none other than the one and only...
~
AN: Find out who next chapter! Here's a clue: BLAH! Like I'm gonna tell
ya! You have to keep reading and wait until I update. Read and review!
Plz!