Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto or this holiday!
IAG- hey here's my New Years Special…pairs are just NejiTen SasSak and KakaOc. They're apparently at the Uchiha Compound…oh and throughout this one-shot there is no input on who is talking to who it's suppose to be confusing but oh well I liked the style and they're suppose to be in the dark….
"Naruto leave the lights alone we still have twenty minutes."
"But Sakura it's almost the new year!"
"I don't see what's so big about the New Year"
"Well it's nice because when you died you can say 'I died in 2007' so there's that."
"How very cheerful of you Kikai."
"A New Year means new goals to help your youth!!"
"Huh?"
"HOW AWSOME GAI-SENSEI!!"
"You're not going to live to see 2008."
"Now, now Neji no killing on New Years Eve."
"Watch out don't knock that over!!"
CRASH!
"Why are we doing this at my house?"
"Argh Naruto this is one of my last Aboshi yukatas!!"
"Ah someone save me!!"
"Now dear don't kill Naruto…"
"Idiots."
"Dopes."
"……………………"
"Humph Hyuuga."
"Humph Uchiha."
"Doesn't anyone else feel that…pressure in the air?"
"Feels more like…. wah help me I'm trippi-"
"Watch it dope you're going to pu-"
WUMP!!!
"……………………………………………………."
"Ah whoever the heck you are get off me!!!!"
"Uchiha get off her now,"
"What is it Hyuuga jealous."
"GET OFF ME SASUKE!!"
"Tenten are you ok? Sasuke get off her already."
"Sasuke are you and Tenten alright?"
"CHA TENTEN GET AWAY FROM MY MAN YOU FLIRT!! "
"Tenten?"
"Yeah I'm fine…aside from mild heart attack."
"How could you even tell it was Sasuke my eternal rival?"
"……………………"
"Lee remember Hyuuga…byakugan."
"Ah yes of course."
"Well Tenten guys sure are falling for you…. hehe."
"Reminds me of a chapter of Icha Icha…."
"…………………………………………………"
"Kakashi give me the damn book…how can you even read it in the dark?"
"No give it back!!!"
"………………………………………………….."
"Hey it's almost countdown!!"
"Oh let's countdown with it…."
"Almost there…"
"Come on already…."
"Here we go.."
"Ten."
"Nine."
"Eight."
"Seven."
"Six."
"Five."
"Four."
"Three."
"Two."
"ONE!!"
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!"
BANG!!!
"OW MY EAR DAMNIT WHAT WAS THAT?!?!"
"Only a party popper…"
"I think I'm deaf."
Later……
"OH MY GOD NEJI, TENTEN,… KAKASHI-SENSEI AND KIKAI WENT OFF SOMEWHERE AND SASUKE AND SAKURA ARE MAKING OUT IN THE OTHER ROOOM LIKES THERE NO TOMMOROW….AND- GAH!! OMG MY EYES YOU SHOULD LOCK THE DOOR!!! IS EVERYONE MAKING OUT!?!?!"
"Naruto.."
"I'm going to kill you Uzumaki…"
"I'll help…"
"Wait Neji…..Tenten I'm sorry!!!!"
"Naruto are you alright?"
"Lee save me!!!!!!"
"From what …Tenten why are you in your underwear?!?! AHHH TENTEN PUT THE SCROLLS DOWN!!!!!"
"What youth……I'm so proud of my students……embracing there youth…"
"WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"
"Put a shirt on Uchiha."
"You're one to talk Neji.."
"Shut up Uzumaki."
"AHHHHHHHH GAI-SENSEI SAVE ME!!!"
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"
The End
IAG- well there you go…not a lot of romance but a heck of a lot of humor…