The Winnipeg File

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Faith Browning Quagmire—Joseph Auguste Winnipeg

Emily Rose Winnipeg

Faith B. Quagmire

Status: Deceased; was the joint heir to the Winnipeg Crown Jewels; the Former Auxiliary Duchess of Winnipeg

Cause of Death:Church fire

Location: St. Catherine's Cemetery

Work: Co-owned Quagmire Mines; Volunteer Frolicking Dolphin Trainer at Anwhistle Aquatics; jewler at Q & W Jewelers; designer of safe(s) for the Winnipeg Crown Jewels; assisted 3M and GS with her husband and daughter on the Amazon Expedition; helped organize the canceled wedding at the Valley of Fragrant Drapes; saved LS from being drowned in Lachrymose Lake by O; helped with the birth of K; taught at both Prufrock Preparatory School and Hawthorne University which was named for her great-grandfather; developed the new form of poison darts; disproved many stories in the Daily Punctilio; worked to get LS fired for his own protection from the Daily Punctilio staff; was the former Editor-in-Chief of the Daily Punctilio before she went into hiding; helped Gregor Anwhistle discover the Medusoid Mycelium; attempted but failed to extinguish the Snicket Dairy Fire; temporarily fostered the Denoument triplets; saved several dolphins from the woman with hair but no beard's Sneaky Sonar System; traveled on a Cetacean Study Tour with her daughter of New Zealand with the Maori; helped design the set for GS's film Zombies in the Snow; saved the Winnipeg Palace from burning down; helped build the V.F.D. yachts and helped rebuild the Prospero; co-owned Café Salmonella; co-wrote Safe at Sea.

Relations: Daughter of Faith Sophia Hawthorne and Thomas Quagmire; wife of Joseph "Joe" Auguste Winnipeg; mother of Emily Rose Winnipeg

Codename(s): "BBQ", "FQ", "Fig", and "Fire Burns Quietly"

Joseph "Joe" A. Winnipeg

Status: Deceased; was the previous heir to the Winnipeg Crown Jewels; the former Duke of Winnipeg

Cause of Death:Church fire

Location: Unknown, may be at the bottom of Lachrymose Lake, in the Gorgonian Grotto, or in the "Darkroom"

Work: Co-owned Q&W Jewelers; former V.F.D. ambassador; marine mineral scientist at Anwhistle Aquatics; was one of the "Treasure Makers"; traveled with his wife, daughter, 3M, and GS on the Amazon Expedition; helped Hector build the plane that nearly crashed with his 10-year-old daughter on it; discouraged his wife from developing poison darts; explored Lachrymose Lake with the Anwhistles and Captain then First Mate Widdershins; hid the Quagmire Sapphires temporarily; helped Gregor Anwhistle discover the Medusoid Mycelium; saved LS from being impaled by Fernald's harpoon gun; saved several sea animals from being impaled by the same harpoon gun; temporarily fostered the Denoument triplets; hid the entire Quagmire family from O and E; discouraged Jerome from marrying E; co-owned Café Salmonella and the Anxious Clown Café; studied Lachrymose Leeches at Anwhistle Aquatics; helped the Quagmires with their maps of the mines; nearly died of food poisoning at a Very Foul Diner; almost accidentally discovered a cure for gout; discovered what he thought but very much doubted was the Philosopher's Stone on Briny Beach; helped rebuild the Prospero owned the Daily Punctilio until he married; worked to get LS fired for his own protection from the Daily Punctilio; co-wrote the screenplay for GS's film Zombies in the Snow; co-wrote Safe at Sea and The Rising Sun: the Story of a Troubled Heir.

Relations: Son of Nathan Winnipeg and Laurel Hester Ingleside; husband of Faith Browning Quagmire; father of Emily Rose Winnipeg

Codename(s): "JAW", "Lucky (or "Lucky Winner"), "Winner", "Caesar (or "Caesar Augustus"), and "JW"

Emily Rose "Rosie" Winnipeg

Status: Living, age 25; current heir to the Winnipeg Crown Jewels; the current Duchess of Winnipeg

Cause of Death:

Location: Uncertain, may be in a taxicab with LS and the dsB

Work: Concealed the location of Quagmire Mines; attempted to buy Curdled Cave but thus failed; was one of the "Treasure Seekers"; helped compile numerous files, including this one and the Snicket file; was a student at Prufrock Preparatory School before the time of Nero; is still searching for the location of the missing Eleanora Poe; attended Hawthorne University which was named for her mother's great-grandfather and was valedictorian of her class; taught at Prufrock for one semester until Nero became vice-principal; disguised herself as a waitress at the Anxious Clown Café; worked as a busgirl/ water-girl at Café Salmonella; studied acting and temporarily joined the Hammerstein Theatre Troupe while spying on Olaf; worked to get LS fired for his own protection from the Daily Punctilio; was part of the City International Choir until the Sister Act Trio was abruptly reduced to a duet; assisted Babs in the re-organization of the Heimlich Hospital library; Volunteer Frolicking Dolphin researcher at Anwhistle Aquatics; discouraged Gregor Anwhistle from releasing the Medusoid Mycelium; traveled with K, LS, and BB Gun on several expeditions; helped Beatrice with research; assisted Beatrice during the births of her son and younger daughter; saved LS from being shot to death by Esmé; acquired poison darts for K; discouraged O's parents from burning the Opera House down; worked as Mr. Poe's secretary; spied on Geraldine Julienne while pretending to be a restaurant critic for the Daily Punctilio;assisted 3M and GS on their Amazon expedition with her parents; hid 2S from O and his Troupe; identified the true cause of Fernald's father's disappearance; tried to save F1 and F2's mother from being killed while on a manatee swim in the Florida Everglades; played the role of Isabella the Ice Princess in GS's film Zombies in the Snow; at precisely age 10, nearly died in a plane crash with Hector that was caused by the man with a beard but no hair and the Bald Man; discovered the culprits of the Quagmire Jewel Robbery but failed to capture them; organized a Masked Ball in which Beatrice and LS were both present; helped LS and Beatrice escape the Valley of Fragrant Drapes; worked on several inventions with BB Gun and CMK; nearly died in an elevator "accident"; tried to save her parents from her house fire; saved Charles from being eaten by hungry Siberian tigers at Bobo's Magic Circus; stopped a Very Important Chemist from developing and testing the so-called "Elixir of Life"; is currently working at the Hotel Preludio.

Relations: Daughter of Faith Browning Quagmire and Joseph "Joe" Auguste Winnipeg; aunt of the Quagmire triplets; unofficial godmother of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.

Codename(s): "Auntie Em", "Rose Thorn", "Rosada", "R", "ERWin", "Double Dutch", "Princess", "Royal Rose", "Runny Nose", and "Sleeping Beauty".

Another name is "Elmo Runs With Us"; however, this was more of a signal developed by Rosie herself, not really a name. It only became associated with her as a name because she used the signal so often when communicating with other volunteers.

Eleanora Poe's whereabouts are uncertain; she may be locked in a Daily Punctilio storehouse basement. Whether or not she is still alive is also uncertain.