You see, I'm not the kind of girl who goes around looking for a boyfriend like a little girl who can't find her mother in Wal-Mart. I'm not the kind of girl who would rather kiss a guy than go to a football game. I'm not the kind of girl who hangs around other girls and gossip like there's no tomorrow. Let me tell you what kind of girl I am. I'm the kind of girl who would hang around guys and be as disgusting as them. I'm the kind of girl who cringes away from love. I'm the kind of girl who laughs at the thought of marriage, while others simply can't wait for it to happen. I never expected to find love. Especially from the oddest place possible. But, it somehow happened. Since then, I've been the happiest person alive. This is the story of the Ribbons and the Bows.