Hello! This is my first story and it just so happens to be a crossover! As is with most first fics, there will possibly be grammatical, punctuation, and spelling mistakes that will escape me. If there's any of that, let me know!

Enjoy!

Winter was the season when Café Grandpa had its most customers. Usually, it was the job of Elsie to make sure the Café was in presentable order while Mari took and took out orders. Many of the customers would be passing-by businessmen asking for a shot of espresso for their morning shot of energy, but the Café had it's share of regulars coming in every now and then. The regular customers would ask for the Café specialty : Crème Brulee. They swore no one else could make a better Crème Brulee than Mari Katsuragi.

Amidst the excitement that was a winter day in Café Grandpa, there was one person missing from this picture.

Keima Katsuragi was in his room, as usual, playing 6 galge at once. If not bothered, he could get as much as 30 galge done in a day. It just so happened that there was a clearance sale on the day of the Cafe's busiest day, not that Keima helped around a lot to begin with. He had bought Holy Reconquista 2, Onii-chan Love, and a heap of other big name galge that had shown up during the sale.

After completing the 6 games on his screen, he noticed he had an odd number of games left, which was fine by him. This meant he could get by this games and enjoy them faster. The first game was One Leaf, which he had already finished.

"Hm. That's strange... I thought I had already beaten this game," he said to himself as he took out the second game from the bag. It was another galge he had completed. "Are you meaning to tell me that I had wasted money on two games that I had already beaten?" Keima had said to himself, frustrated.

The third game was a game he had heard of, but never played since it was not a galge. TOUHOU was plastered on the cover in big blocky kanji. From looking at it, not a lot of imagination was put into the design of the cover, let alone the whole box. The box was a puke green with the red kanji on the front with no description on the back. It looked like a black market game that looked very low budget. The only text besides the big blocky kanji was the word 'VIRTUAL PFP" plastered on the bottom left of the case.

Upon opening the case, two things were clear: there was no instruction manual and the cartridge had no sticker of any sort. This game might be dangerous. For his Virtual PFP, that is.

Still, ignoring his own suspicions, he popped the cartridge in the Virtual PFP and looked inside.

"Nii-sama, it's time to eat," Elsie said knocking outside Keima's door. "Nii-sama Nii-sama Nii-sama Nii-sama Nii-sama!"

"What do you want, you stupid demon?" Keima yelled, slamming his door open. "I'm busy at the moment!"

"What are you doing?" Elsie asked, interestedly.

"It's just some weird game that I brought from a clearance sale with a weird case and everything" Keima said, forgetting he was yelling at Elsie.

"Can I see?"

"No. Now leave me alone." Keima said, slamming the door.

"Okay," Elsie muttered. "Ah, I'll get you your food!"

After looking inside the Virtual PFP and going through the main menu, it played like any bullet hell game he had played, fast paced and background completely covered by large amounts of bullets. To Keima, it was a decent game so far, until the first boss.

A short flying girl with clear diamond wings was flying around the screen shooting diamond-shaped bullets at the main character, who Keima assessed to be a miko.

After flying around and holding down the III button, the boss was defeated, but then the game turned off.

"Hmph, well it was a black market game," said an annoyed Keima "I shouldn't have expected it to actually wor-"

A flash of red light started emanating from the cracks of the Virtual PFP, getting brighter by the millisecond. "Wh-what is this?!"

..

"Nii-sama, here's your foooooooood..?" Elsie said, barging into Keima's room, disregarding his rule about not doing so, only to not actually be in his room.

A dirt road in the middle of what looked to be a woodland area surrounded Elsie and a fainted Keima.

"Huh? Where's the d-" Elsie stopped to the sight of Keima on the ground, "WAAA~! Nii-sama! Nii-sama, are you okay?!" Elsie cried out, shoving Keima's limp body.

It was no use, the God was out like a light.

Elsie kept up her shoving and crying, which could've woken then dead.

"Oi, what's with your crying, ze~? I can hear you from all the way up in the air," said a blonde girl with a deep voice, flying down from the air on a broom

"M-my Nii-sama is dead. He's dead! He's dead! He's dead!" Elsie sobbed.

The blonde haired girl put two fingers on Keima's neck, "No, he's not dead. He's just unconscious. We can take him to Reimu, she probably has something to wake him up,"

"Reimu? Who is t-"

"DORODORODORODORO!"

Elsie let out a surprised yelp. The runaway spirit detector went off, and that can only mean...

"What the hell was that, ze~?"

"Ah, it was nothing! Come on, let's go." Elsie said, flying into the air in a rush.

"Oi, the shrine is this way." The blonde girl said, pointing the opposite direction Elsie flew.

With a little bit of help from this girl, Elsie, and a bit of hagoromo magic, Keima was secured on the back on Marisa's broom and Marisa flew into the air with Elsie following close behind, with a look of concern on her face. "What am I going to tell him when he wakes up?"

Well! That concludes Chapter 1! Pretty short, but next will be longer! I PROMISE! Boy, I make the characters talk alot! Oh well, no matter. I hope you enjoyed!

Marisa, or should I say, the blond girl has a runaway spirit inside her? This will be tricky with God unconscious!