Fan-Girls

Fandom: Invader Zim

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It was a completely Zim and Gir, well just about as normal as things were to get for them.

"Ahhh what an amazing day of scheming," Zim declared to his robot side-kick. "Now time to reside to our base."

When Zim opened the door he was stunned and very surprised when he came through the front door. What he saw was three girls looking about fourteen-ish oohing and ahhhing over well everything in his "secret" base. The one with blonde hair and many buttons on her shirt was the first to turn around. She looked shocked at first but quickly looked very very happy.

"OMG IT'S GIR IT'S GIR LOOK LOOK," she shouted very excitedly shaking her friends shoulders. Then the taller girl with long brown hair and bronze glasses turned. And finally the girl with hair that resembles the stripes of a tiger went to look. Zim stood there in amazement of what was happening.

"Don't come any closer humans I have a laser and I know how to use it," he said searching his pak for a laser.

"Zim we don't want you we want Gir, duh," the tall one confirmed.

"YAY I GET TO PLAY WITH THE HUMANS," Gir yelled excitedly running towards the three fan-girls. Zim couldn't believe his own eyes. His robot slave was drawing pictures with three human girls that made it into his base and know their names. He just stood there with his mouth hanging open. Then the blonde girl turned to see Zim.

"Hey if you want to hang out with us it's cool," she said. Well her speaking up had snapped him out of his daze.

"Never will I 'hang out' with you stupid humans." She simply replied with a shrug. Zim scoffed what does Gir have that the almighty Zim does not already posses. The only thing that can hurt his ego anymore would be if the Dib-beast earned their fan-girlishness. And low and behold Dib showed up. With a camera.

"Hey Zim I heard lots of yelling so I wanted to get your next evil plan on camera. What do you think about that huh huh Zim," he shouted while repeatedly jabbing Zim with his camera. So far this did not gain the girls' attention. But they sure did catch Dib's awareness. His eyes widened and his jabbing became more frantic.

"Is this your next plot Zim huh kidnapping innocent girl huh is it Zim? I've never seen them before so- wait, no is your next plan making evil robot girls. It is, isn't it Zim?" Now this still didn't get the girls to even look at the poor spiky haired boy. They were still sitting in the middle of Zim's base chatting with Gir. Dib was really starting to get on Zim's last nerve. Especially the fact that he would earn a greenish blue bruise where Dib had been hitting him with a camera. Not to mention he was going on and on about how he is such a sick monster blah blah blah.

'When he turns his back,' Zim thought. ' I'm going to sock him.'

"-Wait maybe they aren't clones. Don't worry girls I'll save you," Dib shouted "heroically" as he started to run to "save" them.

"I'll save you," she shouted as he tugged on the tiger striped girl's shirt. That caught her attention.

"OH MY GOSH IT'S DIB IT'S DIB!" she exclaimed shaking both Dib's and her friends shoulders rapidly.

"Oh yeah. Hi Dib," the blonde girl said.

"You better watch out 'little miss bee stripes' is Team Dib all the way," the tall girl said.

"You girls better follow me your in danger," he said trying to pry his striped fan-girl from his torso.

"No Dib," Zim said softly. "We're in danger."

It didn't take Dib long to realize that he should run far away and not look back. After all if there is to things in life that is certain it's that the internet is very useful and that fan-girls are the most evil things know to man. Well thank you for listening and please if you know someone that may have a fan-girl warn them.

A/N: Well this was fun to write. Hope you enjoyed it. Please review but no flames. Thank you.