AFTERMATH

Hey everyone, this story has been rolling around in my head for a couple of days now. This is my first Grey's Anatomy fic, so please be nice. And I live in Australia, therefore I haven't seen the end of Season Two or Season Three, so if the details are wrong, blame the Australian TV stations and not me.

In this story, since I live In Australia and haven't even seen the prom episode yet, please excuse anything that has gone wrong. Here, Addison left with Mark to live in a Seattle apartment together shortly after he turned up. Meredith did not hook up with Finn, and hooked up with Derek instead. Meredith did not break George, nor did she sleep with him to break him. Denny does not exist, and therefore Izzie and Alex hook up without that problem. George is still in love with Callie, and Burke and Christina are still together.

DISCLAIMER: If I owned Grey's Anatomy, I would be living in style in America, and wouldn't have to rely on fan fic to provide me with season two and three spoilers in their own words. But since I live in Australia, and haven't seen the end of season two or the beginning of season three, it's safe to say I don't own Grey's Anatomy.

Reviews are always welcome!

PROLOGUE

- Meredith Voiceover -

Everyone knows what happens on high school prom night. You turn up in a stunning dress, dance with your McDreamy, get seriously McDrunk from the spiked punch, and have seriously good McSex.

Well, Seattle Grace Hospital's prom night was no different.

The women turned up in gorgeous, figure-hugging curvaceous gowns, the men in handsome black tuxedoes. There was no punch to spike, but an open bar tab courtesy of Joe.

Just like a high school prom, we danced with our own versions of McDreamy, we all got seriously McDrunk, courtesy of Joe, and we all ended up in various places around Seattle Grace Hospital and the surrounding carparks and on-call rooms.

By we, I mean each of our couples. Me and Derek, Mark and Addison, Burke and Christina, George and Callie, Alex and Izzie. Bailey would have come, but Billy took sick that night, and she couldn't make it.

So, that seriously good McSex I mentioned, well, that's where the hospital comes into the mix.

Personally, Derek and I didn't have it off in the hospital, we had done that too much already. Plus, his car was too comfortable.

While everyone was still in attendance at the prom, we danced. Derek had eyes only for me, and he and Addison had just signed the divorce papers anyway.

After a few hours, we were both naked in his car. We had been in this situation before, when Miranda Bailey found us, but this time, Miranda Bailey was at home caring for William George Bailey Jones. So, we were all alone, just me and him, in his car, naked as hell.

The next morning, during pre rounds at five, we all caught up on each other's gossip. Apparently, we had all had such a good night, that everyone's hungry beast had been fed enough for three weeks in one night. Also, the hospital wasn't that quiet last night either. The McSex must have been seriously McGood.

- Interns Locker Room, SGH, six weeks after prom, 2006 -

At 5.02 am, Doctor Miranda Bailey walked in on five women in the intern's locker room, all using the bathroom, emptying their stomachs of the morning's ingestion. Officially, Meredith, Izzie and Christina were late for pre rounds, and Addison and Callie had places to be.

"What the hell is going on here?" she asked in her totally annoying, high pitched shrilling voice which commanded authority over everyone.

The next minute, five toilets flushed simultaneously and five disgruntled, completely unhappy, completely dishevelled women stepped through the doors to face Miranda Bailey.

"Well?" she asked, in that same voice she used when someone was in trouble.

Meredith shared a silent look with Izzie and Christina, before looking over to Callie and Addison.

Addison stepped forward, desperately trying to straighten her red hair into a neat ponytail. She had become Chief of the Obstetrician/Gynaecology department not so long ago, just after Mark Sloan, her boyfriend, had become Chief of Plastics.

"Miranda," she said, fixing up her shirt. "Remember prom night? This is what happens when you get some seriously good sex in prom night."

Miranda Bailey stared blankly at the Ob/Gyn. "Um, Addison. Prom was six weeks ago."

Doctor Addison Montgomery looked back at Doctor Miranda Bailey, and then fell to the ground in an unconscious heap.

Immediately, the surrounding medical staff sprang into action, as if on instinct.

"Somebody get me a gurney!" Bailey yelled, opening the door into the hall.

Meredith bent down next to Addison's peaceful face, knowing that it should not last for long.

"Page Mark Sloan in Plastics, Alex," she said, turning to Izzie's boyfriend to summon his mentor. Being second-year interns now, they were starting to take responsibility in separate fields of surgery.

"What the hell happened here?" Derek muttered under his breath, as he and Preston Burke hurried into the locker room.

"That's what I'd like to know," Burke replied, as Addison slowly pulled herself off the floor into a sitting position.

"And that is definitely what happens after sex on prom night," Christina muttered, falling into Burke's embrace.