Ultimate Party!
Just as there's Ultimate Deathmatch, this is Ultimate Party! Anyone may show up! Anything can happen!
At the Ultimate Party HQ, Ramza gets things ready. Yes, Ramza! He wanted to do it, so here he is!
"All right! Worker 8! Get mopping!" Ramza commands.
Worker 8 starts cleaning.
Guests start arriving. Delita, Algus, Rafa, Squall, Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Sephiroth, Sora, Donald, and Goofy.
"Hey, Leon's here!" Sora says.
"I brought pudding!" Delita exclaims.
Delita starts 'playing a reed flute' while Algus eats pudding.
"Actually, that's a weed flute, Delita." Ramza says.
Delita passes out.
Auron, Yuna, Tidus, Wakka, Selphie, Kairi, Riku, and Rikku enter.
"Got anywhere I can fill up my jug with wine?" Auron asks.
"Yeah, over there." Ramza says.
Auron goes and fills his jug.
Yuna, Selphie, and Kairi tell gossip about Tidus, Sora, and Wakka.
Riku and Rikku argue about who had the name first.
Wakka joins in the XBox party.
Axel, Mustadio, and Xemnas arrive.
Xigbar arrives.
Mustadio and Xigbar have a showdown. Mustadio wins and blows Xigbar away.
Sora summons Stitch for no reason at all.
Donald fries up a turkey.
Goofy grabs a beer.
"Cool, beer." Goofy says.
Roxas appears and kicks Goofy in the ass.
Namine appears are starts making out with Roxas.
Hank Hill arrives and fires up a grill.
Axel starts cooking.
"BURN, BABY!" Axel shouts.
"So, then Wakka's blitzball bounced off the wall and knocked Riku into the water! Riku was so mad! He chased Wakka around for two whole hours!" Kairi exclaims.
Axel blows up the propane grill and destroys the Ultimate Party HQ!
Over at the Deathmatch Arena...
"What was that? Whoever did that should be in a Deathmatch! I'm going to check it out!" Eva Sapphire exclaims.
The End...!
Well, it looks like Axel might be in the Deathmatches!