Dear Kuroro,
I know that I am the last person on Earth expected to write to you, but hear me out, and I will guarantee that you would understand after you have read my letter.
Being a composed person as I should be, I am ashamed of myself. After all those years that I have been scheming the demise of the Spiders, I have finally come to the realisation about the futility of revenge and hatred. Indeed, my friends' advice was the saviour of my agitated soul and has shed light on my future.
I understand that the past will remain as the past, and I cannot defy the laws of time and go back. I will continue to collect the eyes of my clan, and rest assured, my intention to wipe out your comrades has ceased as this will not make my people any happier. God rest their souls…..they are already in paradise.
I have finally come to the decision to release you. Come alone and meet me outside the Nostrad Mansion's first back gate at 4 a.m. sharp. I hope to repent my sins by treating you to your last meal; and I swear that you will never fail to recall the taste of my premium knuckle burger. Of course, you are also encouraged to ask for more as one will not satisfy your stomach. Additionally, I will also take you to an extraordinary place where the stars shine the brightest; a place in which only I can show you the way.
Thank you for your time, and please reply at your own convenience.
Go to Hell,
Kurapika.
Dear Kurapika,
It is an honour. Please look forward to my attendance, as I will also anticipate your brilliant reception.
Yours truly,
Kuroro Lucifer.
Dear Kuroro,
Allow me to imply that it is my pleasure.
Never yours,
Kurapika.
If you believed the first half of Kurapika's letter, you are a fool. In fact, if you believed he wrote "Dear Kuroro", (I am sorry to say) you are exceedingly foolish.
Wait a moment.
If you believed the blurb, then you are a fool beyond repair.
Tell me that you are sane. Don't disappoint me.
Happy April Fools Day everyone! :D (Don't worry about my previous comments. They're not there to offend you. Admit it, you're a fool. Kidding xD Let's be fools together!)