Ok you guys it's me winter, in this story you can choose what the Akatsuki are going to do next so enjoy!!!

I don't own naruto…I wish I did…

rated: T because there are words in here that tobi dose not like to use

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Why pokemon is gay

Chapter one: let's go to the land of pokemon

"Welcome to the group meeting everyone" the leader said to all of the Akatsuki "as you all know its theres been a rumour that you were going on an mission and you are exited… But I'm putting all of you on a very,very,very,very,very,very,very"

"WE GET IT" the Akatsuki shouted

"anyways its very hard…this will be a night mare for most of you and you could die"

"GET ON WITH IT" they shouted again

"you have to go to the world of…"

A silence filled the meeting room

"Pokemon…"

"What the fuck is pokemon?" Hidan Shouted angrily

"Hidan stop swearing" pein scolded hidan "this is what we call a Pokemon" pein gets out a stuffed toy of a pikachu

"in that world is widely inhabited by creatures known as pokemon, We humans live alongside Pokemon, at times as friendly playmates, and at times cooperative workmates and sometimes, we band together and battle others like us… that's all I know"

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Hidan sweared "That's Fukin' CRAZY!!"

"HIDAN!! STOP SWEARING!!!" Pein scolded Hidan again

"what do we do?" Zetsu asked

"there is a new group of bad guys…team Rocket… I want you to destroy there leader"

"that's a stupid name…" Konan rudely interrupted

"The plane will leave in 24 minutes so-" pein started

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" hidan yelled crazily

"HIDAN! DON'T MAKE ME BOX YOUR EARS!" pein shouted over him.

"WHAT? 24 minutes!?" kisame shouted

"go get ready!!" Pein shouted over the confused members

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"…tobi needs this…" tobi was mumbeling to him self in his room "and tobi needs this…"

"TOBI! GET READY WERE GOING!!!UN" Deidara shouted from outside tobi's door

"Yes Deidara-sempai!! Tobi is a good boy!" tobi saidas he ran outside with a bag full of plates, forks and junk they didn't need

"tobi… you don't need all this stuff " daidara told tobi like he was his mother "you don't need a water pistil un…"

"yes tobi needs a water pistil, what if a "pokemon" wanted to eat tobi?" tobi asked

"well we'll have to blow it up then…" dedara said without thinking

"NO BLOWING UP THINGS!!!" the annoyed leader yelled "that will give us a bad reputation!"

"yer whatever… lets go already" itachi said as he opened the door

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"I'm sorry no plants, animals or bombers on this plain"

"WHAT?!?!?" Deidara, Zetsu and kisame shouted

"That weasel just had to tell that stupid flight attendant that I have C2 bombs"

"what did you say about me?" the flight attendant said angrily

"umm… well"

Deidara pov

Next thing I knew was kisame, Zetsu and I getting kicked off the plane

End of Pov

In the plane

"Leader do I have to sit next to tobi? He smells funny" Itachi wined as they where getting in the plane

"Yes itachi you do no complaints" leader told itachi

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Itachi was trying his best to ignore tobi but he just couldn't help it "Tobi! Stop playing with that naruto plush toy!"

"sorry itachi-san…" tobi said as he put the plush away

"were did you get that anyway?" itachi asked tobi as he was humming to him self

"Tobi got the naruto-plush from the flight attendant over there" tobi said proudly

"you meen that one over- OMG!!!"

"What is it now itachi? Stepped on a worm?" sasori teased "itachi?"

"Uchiha itachi… now we meet again…you killed my clan, my family and you gave me a-" said a very familiar voise

"ototo-san!! Long time no see!" itachi shouted and hugged his youngest brother

"you idiot aniki say sorry to masashi-san and all the naruto fans NOW!" sasuke scolded his older brother

"but why" itachi wounderd

"You DO realize that you just ruined the plot of the whole series" sasuke tod the clueless Uchiha

"I did?" itachi said "well um… you ruined the show to you know!"

"how?"

"look you're a flight attendant" itachi realized "and you're wearing a dress"

"that's part of my uniform!"

"right…" itachi teased

"Itachi! Stop teasing you're brother and hurry up and push him out of the plane" pein said annoyed

"yes leader-sama" itachi obeyed his leader and dragged sasuke to the nearest exit

"ahaha… great joke…ahahaha let go of me naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"

Sasuke screamed as he was thrown out the exit sign (don't worry itachi threw a Para shoot at his younger brother, but it hit his head…oh year and sorry sasuke fangirls it was too tempting)

"good job itachi now get back in you're seat before everyone wakes up" pein said

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That's it for now revew me and think of a little plan ok?

NOTE: do not try pushing you're brother or sister out of any moving object no matter how tempting it is

From me