Disclaimer: Ok so I got this out of a joke book my mom and dad bought but I thought I would put some characters in it as well as some of my own ways and places so it would be even better! (I hope they accepted it…) Have fun!!!
A priest, a lawyer, and a truck driver
Inuyasha was driving down the road in his big, red, Semi Truck. He was silently humming to his favorite song 'Dearest' until he saw a person at the side of the road. When he was able to make out the person, he noticed that it was his friend Miroku, the perverted priest. He signed and slowed to a stop right next to him.
"Get in, Miroku I don't have all day." Inuyasha grunted.
"Of course, of course…" Miroku said calmly as he entered the vehicle. Inuyasha pulled the car back onto the street.
"So, what were you doing there Miroku?" Inuyasha asked.
"I was visiting Sango of course…and how are you and Kagome doing?"
Inuyasha froze. "We…broke up."
Miroku could help what he did…
"YOU WHAT?!"
"I said we broke up!!! She went to my brother instead and now they are married and are happy with each other!"
"Oh…did you find anyone else?"
"Yeah…I met up with Kikyo and now…Kikyo and I are engaged."
"Lovely…"
Miroku sighed and looked out the window. They were about to reach the LLC (the name of the building is called Lawyers Law Center…sorry couldn't come up with a better name…) when Inuyasha spotted a silver head man on the sidewalk. 'Sesshomaru…' Without a warning Inuyasha turned the truck so it was aiming at his brother.
That was until Inuyasha remembered his friend didn't like violence so he swerved his truck back on the road. He sighed hard. If only he could hear the noise of his brother being ran over…
TWUMP
'Shit…' Inuyasha looked in his rearview mirror and found out he saw no one there.
"Shit…where did Sesshomaru go?"
"Oh him?"
"Yes, him. Now what happened?!" Inuyasha shouted.
-chuckles- (Miroku)
"DAMNIT MIROKU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED AND WHY IT IS SO FUNNY!!!!"
"I hit him with my door…"
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Sorry if it was very lousy…but I thought the joke was very funny! Hoped you liked it!