Lots of writing today! Here are some instances where I am not normal, but really, who wants to be normal when you can have fandoms and theatre and crying at night over dead French people?
-Marseillaise
Normal Person: I have a love/hate relationship with [so and so]
Me: yeah, I have a love/hate relationship with Steven Moffat, and Victor Hugo, and Charles Dickens, and- wait!
Normal Person: has walked away
Normal Person: ugh my boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with me woe ugh stupid I hate them.
Me: BUT THERE ARE DREAMS THAT CANNOT BEEEE
Normal Person: Ew, snails, that sounds disgusting.
Me: escargot! It's French, so it must be good!
Teacher: who was Napoleon?
Normal Person: Emperor of France.
Me: *launches into Marius-mode* -what greater thing is there? *launches into Combeferre-mode* *stands on table* TO BE FREE.
Teacher: ...wat?
Me: *bursts out* CORSICA
Normal Person: I can't wait for Independence day fireworks!
Me: I don't live in France but I celebrate Bastille day more than Independence day and I can't wait for Bastille Day fireworks!
Normal Person: McDonalds is kinda gross.
Me: FOOD BEYOND COMPARE, FOOD BEYOND BELIEF, MIX IT IN A MIXER AND PRETEND IT'S BEEF, KIDNEY OF A HORSE-
McDonalds Employee: excuse me, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Normal Person: at night, I go to sleep.
Me: at night, I read fanfiction about dead people that lived in c19 Paris.
Normal Person after doing something scary: God, I'm so glad to be alive!
Me: I'M ALIVE I'M ALIVE I AM SO ALIVE AND I FEED ON THE FEAR THAT'S BEHIND YOUR EYES! *proceeds to sing entire song, pole dancing and invisible microphone and everything*
Bystander: ...*leaves quickly*
Normal Person: I love someone who doesn't love me back! Life sucks!
Me: ...JEAN PROUVAIRE WILL NEVER LOVE ME BACK BECAUSE HE IS DEAD AND FICTIONAL AND *cries*
Normal Person: *has posters of celebrities and normal things on their walls*
Me: *has a French banner, French flag, red flag, map of Paris, picture of a guillotine with a stick figure named "Sydney Juice Box", Les Misérables movie poster, lots of French calendars, and a cat poster on my walls*
Normal Person: I saw a show on Broadway. It was awesome, but now I am going to move on with life.
Me: MUST FIND ACTORS MUST STALK THEM ON SOCIAL MEDIA SITES MUST LEARN ALL SONGS MUST MAKE THIS MY LIFE MUST-
Parent: …Why are you staring at your playbill for hours on end?
Normal Teenager home alone: I can do stuff and get away with it, ha!
Me: Time for my concert.
In Charades:
Actor in Charades: Who am I?
Normal Person: *says what the actor was acting out*
Me: *jumps up* *sings* TWO FOUR SIX OH OOOOOONE!
Thanks for reading! Don't worry, more of this will come soon. Please review, with ideas, comments, concerns, things on here that have happened to you, etc...have an awesome day!