Tital- Kidnapped Newsie style.
Rating- pg
Author- Gears
Disclaimer- I don't own the newsies….darn it…I don't own the kidnapped show or the idea of it.. I'm borrowing that from MTV, everyone in this story belongs to themselves except gears who is mine. I don't make money off this fic or any others I write.. So don't sue me…this is all in fun. Besides I'm poor.
Victem- spot.
Authors note- Im doing one for all the newsies so if ya like it keep a look out. J
(A TV turns on to show Spot sitting on the docs looking out into the bay. Suddenly a net is thrown over him and three figures dressed in all black and Hockey masks grab him and begin to drag a struggling Spot to a carriage. They throw him in the back while one climbs into the drivers seat and rides away a few seconds later the TV turns off.)
(Standing by the TV at a podium is a girl around 5'4 with brown hair and blue eyes , she wears Khaki's and a blue button up shirt and a newsie hat.)
Gears -"Hello and welcome to Kidnapped Newsie style! I am your host Gears! And this ", indicates an insane looking girl next to her" is my accomplice Mix! Now as you have just seen Muffins, Blush, and Bug, our team of kidnappers, have kidnapped the local Brooklyn newsie known as Spot Conlon."
(Blush, Bug and Muffins roll a electric chair out into the middle of the room. Spot is bound and gagged struggling madly to escape his bonds.
Gears shuffles some cards around in her hands)
Gears- "Thank you ladies, you can just leave him there."
(The three girls exit the room to plan for then next capture. Spot sits in the middle of the room Tied o a chair with a gag stuffed into his mouth to silence to the stream of obscenities.)
Gears sighs and smiles "Alright lets bring out our three contestants." The lights go up on three girls standing behind a metal table.
Gears-"Blizzard, Bittah and Feisty will be playing our game today to free their beloved Spot. Alright heres how the game worked we will go through three rounds of questioning. every time you lose a round Spotty boy here gets tortured."
(Gears smiles and looks at her cards.)
GEARS- "Alright lets begin round one. In round one you will need to get more over 7 points to keep spot out of danger. Question one. When we had spot in our clutches last night we found out exactly what his key was for. So ladies tell me what's the key for? Is it a) to unlock the Lodging house b) the key to the city. C) to unlock his chastity belt."
(The girls huddle up and begin to whisper amongst themselves from the huddle we hear many no's and I don't think so's. After a short period of time the girls broke huddle.)
Blizzard- "We're gunna say it's the key to the city."
(Bittah and feisty nod in agreement )
GEARS-"and that is sooooooooooooo wrong! Yes you heard me. That key unlocks his Chastity belt!!!! that just cost you two points. Alright we heard Spot was quite the ladies man so we put him in a large room full of girls. How many girls approached Spot in the thirty minutes we left him in there? Was it a) ten b) twenty eight c) eighty nine."
(Blizzard and Bittah looked a little lost but fiesty was jumping up and down clapping her hands wildly.)
Feisty - "I know that one!!! Its c! eighty nine!"
Gears- "Well lets just say that you are so……right! You just earned yourself 2 points! Which brings your score up from negative two up to zero. Now we Gave spot a piece of paper and asked him to draw what was most important to him…what do you think spot drew?"
Blizzard-"I think he drew his cane."
Feisty "No he drew his …..well I was gunna say key but um come to think of it maybe not…"
Bittah- "c'mon this is an easy one it's the Brooklyn bridge."
(Blizzard and Fiesty sorta looked at each other and nodded. )
Blizzard-"we'll go with that."
Gears- "alright then lets go to the video."
(Video turns on to show spot hold up a porrly drawn Brooklyn bridge.)
Gears- "well it looks like you girls are right! You have earned two points……… alright we found out spot is afraid of centipedes. So we dropped his key in a bucket and covered it with twenty or so centipedes…..did spot actually reach into the bucket and pull out his precious key?"
(The girls ducked into a huddle, conferred for a few moments and then broke up. Blizzard stepped forward.)
Blizzard- "We are going to have faith in our man and say that he did get his key out of the bucket."
Gears- "That answer is right! Unfortunately due to a really horrible accedent involving a cane and the camera we don't have footage of this but we do have footage of our resident nurse Satine bandaging up the bites that spot received trying to get his key."
(Footage cuts to Spot staring all goofy eyed at a girl wearing a nurses uniform as she bandages his hand.)
Gears- "Alright girls here comes the second part of our little segment it worth three points….we gave spot a little temptation, we offered Spot leadership of all the boroughs in New York but we told him that if he took it he would take 2 points away from you in this round, do you think Spot took it or left it?"
Bittah- "Um we don't think he took it."
(The TV behind Gears turned on, spot looked into the camera.)
Spot- "as tempting as dis is I aint taken it! Do ya know what kind of stress dat would put on me?!"
(The TV turns off.)
Gears- "well well well ladies you have exactly 7 points which means spot is saved from torture…this round…..Stay tuned because after this commercial break we wil move on to round two."
To be continued……or will it?
Gears- "Welcome back to round two of Kidnapped newsie style…In this round we will call out a category and spot will name one of the contestants to answer it. If the contestant get the answer wrong then spot will have to take a bite out of a carmel apple with the DeLancy's back hair stuck on it..Now since you won the last round you get to choose a key. What do you want 1 2 or 3."
(the girls talk quietly amongst themselves for a minute. Then turn around)
Feisty- "we want key number 2."
(gears step forward and sticks a key to the metal part of the table.)
Gears- "alright lets begin. Spot if we take the gag out do you promise to be a good little Brooklyn leader and participate?"
(spot nods his head. Blush walks out of the back and takes the gag out, then quickly retreats to the back. A few moments later Mix walks out and turns his chair to face the contestants. Then she takes the lid off a plate revieling a carmel apple with what looks to be long nasty strands of black curly hair stuck to it. Spot eyes the apple nervously.)
Gears- "before we begin you girls have to answer as many questions as you can in 60 seconds and earn over 12 points. If you fail to earn over 12 points spot gets tortured. Spot are you ready?"
Spot- "yeah, jus get dis over wit."
Gears- "alright start the clock and mathematics"
Spot- "Bittah"
Gears- "what is the square root of 5,896"
Bittah- "76.7"
(two points appear on the board)
Gears- "Politics"
Spot- "Feisty"
Gears- "Who is Madelyn Albright?"
Feisty- "um…..uh shit! I don't know!"
(one point is taken away leaving them with one point.)
Gears- "alright that was one you know what that means. Oh and spot…chew and swallow."
(Mix Holds up the back hair covered apple and spot takes a bite. As he chews his face potrays that of someone who is about to barf.)
Gears- "Newsies songs"
Spot- "Blizzard"
Gears- "What song occurs after David, Jack and Boots come back from Brooklyn?"
Blizzard- "Seize the day"
(Two points is added to their score)
Gears- "Latin"
Spot- "Feisty"
Gears- "What does Carpe Nocturem mean?"
Feisty- "um…oh..seize the night!"
(Two points are added making their score 5.)
Gears- "biology"
Spot- "Bittah"
Gears- "name two different species of shrimp."
Bittah- "what the?! There are more then one?!"
(Mix smiles evilly and makes spot take another bite out of the apple)
(One point leaves their score leaving them with 4 points)
Gears- "famous burger establishments."
Spot (trying not to choke on the hair cought in his throat) "Blizzard."
Gears- "what burger place has "have it your way" as part of their slogan?"
Blizzard- "Burger king!"
(two points add to their score bringing it to six as the buzzer goes off.)
Gears- "and that buzzer means that is the end of the round two and you only have six points and you needed twelve! *sniffs* Can you just smell the torture? Mix if you would do the honors."
(Mix smiles evilly and unties spot leading him to a giant dunking booth full of murky water and floating things.)
Mix- "We always wondered why we never see Spot swimming so we got a hold of some river water so Spot here could have a dip."
Spot- "Ya wouldn't! Don't you dare! Ill soak da lot a ya?" (spot is left sitting on the seat above the water.)
(mix presses the large button and spot falls into the freezing cold water)
Gears- "Well ladies you lost this round but fear not You still have one more chance to win another key and double your chances at busting your precious spot free! But first lets cut to these commercial messages."
To be continued
Gears- welcome back, we now come to the third round in todays little game….Its called our 'self sacrafice' round. In this round (grins evilly) one of you. (points to blizzard, bittah and feisty.) will be chosen to perform a torturous act. Our asistant Mix is now strapping Spot to our wheel.
(Cuts to Spot being strapped to a giant wheel .he is wearing a helment with a car antenna sticking out the top.)
Gears- Alright Mix are we ready to give it a spin?
(Mix nods with an evil grin and gives the wheel a giant spin..)\
(three minutes later)
Spot- hey Um Ise getting really dizzy make it stop already!
Gears- (Glances at mix who is whistling and pretending that nothing is wrong) Alright Mix is definitely not spinning the wheel ever again…
(a few minutes later the wheel begins to slow and the helmet on spots head lands right on the are belonging to feisty.)
Gears (smiles evilly as spot is taken down from the wheel) Well Well well feisty it looks like your todays oh so lucky victem. Should you choose to do this you will earn your team a key….if not spot over there gets the mother of all tortures!!! So what'll it be?
(Feisty looks as if she's thinking hard on the matter. Five seconds later….)
Feisty- Sure what the hell Ill do it!
Gears- (grins evilly) well then step right over here. (indicates a table with a covered bowl on it to the left of the podium) Mix why don't you tell feisty here what she's gotta do.
Mix- Don't mind if I do. Feisty (pats feisty on the back and pulls the lid off the bowl revieling three giant squirming cockroaches) In order to get a key to free spotty boy there you will have to eat three grade A New York City Cockroaches…strait from the Tibby's dinner.
(camera watches as Feisty Looks at the bowl with the little beauties in it. Hestitantly she picks one up and pops it in her Mouth……Five agonizing minutes later the bowl lay empty and feisty looks like she has to throw up.)
Gears- (tries to keep her distance from feisty) Um wow you actually did it……um uh…..whick keys do you um want?
(feisty not trusting heself not to vomit the instant she opens her mouth holds up one finger. Gears walks over to the table and places key number 1 next to key number two.)
Gears- Alright you have succeded in getting two out of three keys….If your key should open spots cell all of you and spot are in for the vacation of a lifetime…if not all of you are going to be doing some not so pleasant community service. Mix If you would do the honors…
(Mix grabs the keys on the table in one hands and the third key in her other and walks down to spots cage door.)
Mix- Lets see is it key number one?
(mix slides key number one through the card slot)
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Mix- well it wasn't key number one……you ladies better prey that its key number two..
(Slides key number two through and confetti falls from the sky as the door opens. Spot runs out and up to Bittah ,Blizzard and Feisty and give them all big wet kisses.)
Grears- (smiles) well well well it seems you all have won our little game. CONGADUALTIONS you all have won a 7day 8 night stay in Cancun Mexico. Tune in for our next installment of Kidnapped newsie style!!!!!