Nerdess!

Chapter 1

Just Smile and Get Over It

Dedication: Everyone

Word count: around 2,200

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Blub… Blub…

I watched in horror as Sasuke, one of the hottest boys in this school and also meanest bully, dunked Kiba's head into the toilet.

His head was pulled out as he gasped for breath. "S-Stop"

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"S-stop!" I yelled. I just had to do something. I couldn't just watch my best friend get his head dunked in an unhealthy bacteria farm. "Why won't you stop, Sasuke?" I screamed almost in tears by now. I was a nerdy wimp and I couldn't help it. What could a nerd do?

"Che, make me, nerd." He said coolly as him and his friend chuckled at Kiba's misfortune.

I was so aggravated. "Please! Please, just stop it! Right now" I begged. Kiba was surely drowning in the water by now. "I'll do anything!" I yelled. Bad move.

"Hmmm… anything? Normally if a girl said that, I would oblige to that, but since you're a nerd, it's different. Hmmm… how about if you were hot, then I will stop. So become hot or I will torture your friend longer," he said with a smirk. He grabbed me by the hair on the top of my head so that I was looking at him in the eye. "got it?"

"Yes! I promise that I will become hot! Just don't do this anymore!" I yelled. He nodded to his friend and the other boy took Kiba's head out of the bowl. Kiba sat on the floor near the toilet and held his throat, gasping for air. "Are you okay, Kiba-kun?" I asked as I patted his back.

He looked at me with a fake smile and said, "You don't have to become 'hot' just for my sake. For the record, I think that you are already 'hot'." He said kindly. I blushed and hugged him.

"No, I will do this to prove that us nerds can be hot and stand up for their selves." I said sternly. I need to meet with the right woman though. "excuse me Kiba, I need to go search for a certain someone." I said as I got up from sitting and walked out of the boy's bathroom. I put my glasses back on. I knew where they usually sat after school. I'm not a stalker or something, but I know this because I used to too.

I tapped her shoulder, "Ino-chan, can I talk to you… alone?" I asked timidly. She turned her whole body to face me. She half smiled.

"Oh, um sure, Sakura-chan." She said she walked away from her other friends. "Uh, what is it that you want" she asked awkwardly. You see, we used to be best friends… but then a boy broke us a part. His name was Sai, we both really liked him, but in the end he broke both of our hearts as she grew more popular and I grew more nerdish.

"Well you see… Sasuke threatened me that if I want to be left alone, I need to become… hot… so I was wondering if you could… you know… help me…?" I asked with a blush. It wasn't so easy to ask you're ex best friend to help you with something.

She looked at me strangely at first but then said, "Well, I suppose. Here, I'll come home with you today to go shopping and then tomorrow, I will do your makeup and hair, okay?" she asked with a smile. "look, I know what I'm doing, okay? Look over there at the girl with purple hair, her name is Hinata. She wanted to have help looking better too and look how she turned out." I looked over to a loud lavender haired girl. Hmmm… I think that she was my science partner one time…

"Um… ok, that sounds great, Ino-chan. Thanks so much!" I said with a smile. I was so grateful to know such a nice person such as her! I was in so much delight. Don't worry Kiba-kun! I'll save you from mean bullies like Sasuke-teme!

"After that, I just need to help you with your self esteem." She said promptly. "But there is one condition…" she said as she drifted off. I looked at her as if asking her to continue. "You have to get Sasuke to like you in less than… hmmm… I'll give you a month." She said as she smirked. Of course I knew that this couldn't be too good to be true. There's always a catch.

"Well, I s-suppose" I stuttered out… I have a bad feeling about this whole deal…

"Great! Hey guys! Sakura-chan's going to come with us to go shopping today, and possibly from now on" she said as she looked at me and I blushed.

"Hey! I'm TenTen Morino. You might know me, I'm in most of your classes, right?" she said as she smiled. I nodded to tell her to continue. "Also, I'm sort of the sporty one in the group, and I will absolutely not, and never ever wear a skirt, nor dress. Those are just out of the question." She said and stuck her nose up into the air. She was wearing some black university pants that on the side said in yellow, CHIBA. She had on a dark blue shirt and whit jacket over that unzipped and dark blue plain Vans. She had her hair up in two twin buns.

"Hi ya! I'm Hinata Hyuga! I think I was your science partner for some project in the past, right?" she asked. I nodded. "yeah, well, I'm sort of the annoying one of the group. Ha-ha! Yeah and I love ramen and other annoying stuff. Oh, and I'm really loud! And I really hate skirts and dresses and girly shit like that, but if I simply have no choice in the matter, I'll wear them." She said loudly. She had on ripped light blue skinny jeans and button down red and black tartan shirt with high top black Vans.

"And you sort of already know me, right? Guys, Sakura and I used to be friends, but remember that fucking bastard, Sai?" she asked as tenten and Hinata nodded. "Yeah, well we both liked him and fought a lot, but then he went out with me and dumped me for a slut, yeah, he broke our beautiful fragile hearts!" she yelled dramatically and we all laughed. "yeah well I'm sort of the girly fashion one around here. I love challenges and boys and… not Sai. I think that Shikamaru is hot." She said smugly. She was wearing a purple mini skirt and a white button down shirt with a black vest over it with black flats. She had her hair up in a high ponytail.

"Oh great! It's nice to meet you all! I want to become HOT!" I yelled and laughed with the other girls.

We got in Ino's baby blue Rolls-Royce Phantom. She drove, I sat in shotgun and Hinata and TenTen told jokes from the back. Wow… it's really nice to have friends that really care about you and fill all your problems and most of all, make you feel like a whole person. I can tell that we are going to be really good friends. I laughed really hard at a certain sex joke. I got to remember that one!

Three hours later, I had fifteen shopping bags and we were going to my house. Ino tried to flirt with the guard as we were going through the long brick road the mansion. Ino told him really naughty things in his ear and he blushed ten fold. As we drove by him, she yelled "JUST KIDDING!" and laughed her head off.

"Wow! You're house is so big!" yelled TenTen and Hinata in excitement. I smiled and walked up the grand staircase. We walked into my large room and ino ran to my closet. She looked in and smirked.

"You're must be glad you got all of this new clothes! This closet had cobwebs in it!" she yelled. I nervously laughed and scratched the back of my head. "Okay, now take 'em off!" she ordered with a smile.

I looked at her questionably. "Don't worry, we're all girls, right? Hinata… you're going to have to leave…" tenten joked.

"You bastard!" she huffed and hit her with her purse and then pouted. While they were fighting, I took off my t-shirt and jeans. So I was basically standing there in only my underwear.

"Okay, Sakura, loose the bra! I bought you a push up!" ino yelled happily. I looked at the black lacy bra in horror. Then I swallowed my pride and took off my white bra. "Wowzah Sakura! You got a rack! I'm so jealous!" she yelled.

I blushed and took the bra from ino and put it on. "Okay! Good going Ino! You're looking good Sakura-chan! Yelled TenTen as she sat down on a chair and Hinata sat next to her. It took ino a while to sort through all of the thousands of shirts crammed into fifteen bags. She picked up a shirt with a smile… then scowled at it and put it back down. She picked up about five more and did the same thing.

"AHA!" she yelled happily. She held up a button down tartan shirt, much like the shirt that Hinata was wearing, but a different colour. It had red, white and black on it. Then she looked through the heap of pants and decided on a ripped jean mini skirt. Then for shoes, she pulled out a pair of red high top Nikes.

"You look like a million buck, Sakura-chan!" yelled Hinata. "Now is the time for the hair and facial!" yelled ino this time. She dumped a bag full of make-up and hair products. "Oh no…" I moaned.

"C'mon Sakura-chan!" encouraged Ino. She grabbed a braid and undid all of the knots. She straightened it all out and then combed and curled it to her liking. "Okay, and rule number one! Wear your contacts! No glasses! That's a big no-no!" said ino. She put on a lot of make-up and then ten minutes later, she announced "I'm done!!" I got up from my seat and walked over my gigantic mirror and stared in amazement… I was hot!!

"W-wow!" I yelled. I was speechless.

"You've really outdone yourself Ino-chan!" said Hinata. "She is spi-say!" she said with a large smile.

"Well I guess that I did do a pretty good job…" ino said blushing. "So, Sakura, I will be here tomorrow to do you're hair and make up and everything at five am, okay?" asked ino.

"Okay! Thanks so much!" I said and hugged her really hard.

"Oh, don't sweat it's my pleasure! Oh, shit! I got to run! It's almost eight o'clock! My parents will be so fucking worried!" she said as she ran out of my bedroom door. I could hear the door opening and then slamming really loudly. Okay… I thought.

"I guess that it is pretty late and I am pretty-OKAY I AM STARVING!" She yelled. "MUSHT GO GET SOME FOOD!" she yelled.

"I'll come with you! Said Tenten. "See ya tomorrow, Saku-chan! Said tenten happily.

A half an hour after they left and I had had dinner, my parents had come home. "Hime-chan! We're home!" yelled my mom and dad at the same time. Then they stared into each other's eyes and made out. Yikes… I better get out of here before they have sex!

Two minutes later, they stopped for breath and spoke to me. "Ooh la la! Hime-chan! You look so pretty!" said my mother, Kallen.

"Yes, you do," said my father, lelouch as he leaned down and kissed my forehead. They looked at each other again and my mother said "we already ate, so don't worry about us. We're just going to our room. Don't interrupt mommy and daddy, okay sweetie?" she asked in her singsong voice. Uh oh… I knew it… I didn't really even go in their room unless asked. Oh… well…

I went into my room and turned on my computer. I went on to my ichat. Hmmm… four new requests.

Wepons4life-TenTen

Kawaiibutterfly-Hinata

Fashion991-Ino

I added them all and we all chatted for another hour. It was about midnight so we all logged off and went to bed. I set my alarm clock to five o'clock. I was so scared for tomorrow! I hope that Sasuke doesn't mess with Kiba, or, for that matter, me. I also hopped that my 'hotness' would meet his expectations…

So I slept a dreamless sleep

TBC