There's something about Sai.
Entry one:
I have heard that waking up from a nights sleep is the bane of most humans' existence. Ugly for instance has manners similar to that of a bear in the mornings… For me, mornings are just another part of the schedule… no different or more bothersome than eating or taking a shit…. It is necessary, so I do it. I have explained my thoughts to Sakura-san and she responded with a glare…. She does not appreciate profanity… I must remember that…. But at least I know I can feel physical pain… maybe this will aid me in experiencing other emotions. Naruto on the other had seems to like mornings… it almost seems to amplify the volume of his voice… After several days of seeing this occur, I had the weird urge to hit him over the head… is this an emotion I wonder… I must remember to ask Ugly… she would know.
Speaking of Ugly, I have noticed the inconstancies of the female of my species… the females seem to want to gain my attention, but the moment they do they act… oddly. Their faces turn an odd red color and they stutter… if they are so inept at human interaction they should not attempt to gain my attention and waste my time… I find it most odd, I simply walk away when they do this. For some reason my act of rudeness only seems to further their attempts to interact with me. Also I have seen them glare at Sakura-san if the two of us are walking together… I have asked her about it and she only laughed. I really do not understand females.
Having joined Team Kakashi, I have learned several things regarding human interaction… a nickname can familiarize you with the person… but you must beware what you choose as a term… to different people the names can cause anger or humor… I believe this based on the reactions… The one called Choji for example, my attempt to call him 'Fat' was quickly halted by Dickless… but my calling Ino 'Gorgeous' was a resounding success… I must learn how to choose the names carefully… Ugly says that I should just give it up all together, but just look how much our interactions have increased and improved… she hardly tries to kill me anymore.
Maybe I will wait on giving nicknames until I am familiar with the person, that way the name will fit better. Yes that sounds like a good plan to me, first observe then execute…
A/n: Hmm well here's the first installment of this story… it will continue, but I have no idea when… it will be a very spur of the moment kind of story. I hope I did Sai some justice… his thoughts are very hard to guess… but I hope I did ok. Please feel free to review and tell me what you think. Thanks for reading.