Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach
"Jinta hits another homerun!" A red headed boy shouted as he swung a broom in the air, in front of the Urahara Shop.
"Jinta, we are supposed to be sweeping." Ururu said very quietly as she swept.
"We've been over this before, it only takes one to sweep and besides it's not like anyone comes to the store anyways." Jinta replied going back to imagining being a famous baseball star.
Ururu sighed. "You better not let Mr. Tessai hear you; you know he hates it when you say things like that." She said still sweeping.
"I'm not afraid of him, besides he's inside helping the boss with something." Jinta said and Ururu decided there was no point in arguing. A few minutes of silence went by when the two kids heard a faint noise coming from the shop.
"Ururu do you hear…singing? Or is it just me?" Jinta asked unsure.
"It's okay I hear it to, let's go look." She said as they leaned the brooms against the wall and went inside the store to find the source of the singing. They were surprised to see Tessai holding a camera as Urahara was walking around dancing and singing:
"This is the Urahara Shop,
A shop in a good location,
With household items, snacks, and juice."
"I think he lost his mind." Jinta muttered, staring at the man as he waved his fan around and tipped his hat.
"I think he has a pretty good voice." Ururu replied.
"Although our product line-up can't beat convenient stores,
We've continued to be loved for twelve years!
At Urahara's!" Urahara did a spin.
"Yeah, he's not that bad of a singer I just don't understand why he's doing this."Jinta said.
"I think he's making a commercial for the store."She replied as Kisuke kept singing.
"This the Urahara shop,
The shop for the shinigami," Urahara's voice got really low when he sang the next part.
"Black market items from the other world,
Weapons, fuel, talismans and medicine,"
Urahara began singing normally while throwing his hands in the air.
"We even do maintenance!
Is the price not low enough?"
The next part was the strangest of all, Kisuke then sang in a soprano voice, "We'll even do special orders!"
"I think he lost it." Jinta said smiling. Kisuke then noticed the two kids.
"Jinta, Ururu what did you think?" He asked the fan covering his grin.
"I thought it was nice, the song was catchy." Ururu said timidly.
"I thought it was interesting. What do you mean by special orders?" Jinta asked the shop owner.
"Ah that's nothing, just something I thought I would throw in there." Kisuke replied smiling, giving a slight shrug.
"Speaking of maintenance shouldn't you two be sweeping outside?" Tessai said turning off the camera.
"Well I was, Jinta said no one shops here so he shouldn't have to sweep, then we heard singing and came here." Ururu explained, she then realized she shouldn't have mentioned that part about Jinta because before she knew it Tessai was chasing Jinta around the store, while her and Kisuke just watched and laughed.
A/N: There it is my first Bleach fan fic I'm not very happy about how it turned out….So I just got into Bleach awhile ago, but I'm addicted and I found the Bleach Rock Musical (I highly recommend if you want some laughs) and the Urahara Shoten was my favorite and I thought it would be funny if really did sing it so yeah please review