The Return of Triano
By Flipp_Garuda
You may have thought you were rid of me. Of course you did. I was wiped off the face of Neopia. Right? (insert evil chuckle) You were far from right. Now, luckily, I don't have snotty old MissingMoonstruk beating my three tails.
Who am I? Oh, puh-lease! Don't tell me you don't know? I am Triano, a Pepito. Yes, a mere petpet. And through my brief leave, I've found new threats to taking over your measly planet. Dr. Frank Sloth (my idol), seems to have dropped out of Neopia (unless you take a look at recent comics which definitely make me want to vomit). These Darigan goons are fighting Meridell (go Derigan! I don't care if Gryphon is against you!). And some punk Eyrie named Myyth is trying to take over Neopia and spray Mr. Shankly with Lysol (I wouldn't mind doing that myself, actually).
As I was fighting my way through Neopia, however, I found how terrible it was without the help of. Gag. Humans and their prissy little pets. So, I tracked down Gryphon using various sources and she gave me to her prized Lenny, Leynier. Of course, Lennies are such weak, overly happy, giggly little things. Oh, jeez. I wish I'd never even thought that in the first place. Every time I even try a maniacal laugh, he grabs my tails and drags me away! I just don't believe this pathetic bird!
Then, of course, right when things are getting good, some hacker has to pester Gryphon and her friends and cause her to freeze all her accounts. Now what am I to do? Neopets hasn't given her back AshWings, so I'm left to roam the streets, a homeless petpet. Of course, I still keep in touch with Gryph for food and such, but how am I to take over Neopia this way? My sources have been running low lately.
To make my world so much better, Kendaasha has a little goody two-shoes white/pink Doglefox (somehow it just can't make up its mind) that always messes up my plans with its rather. Attractive. Friend, a Pink Bluna named Wynd. It's a sad thing that I can't stay mad at the Doglefox, Ashien, when Wynd is around. You should see her! She's positively gorgeous! But, being the evil mastermind I am, beautiful females have no effect on me. Yes.
As I can no longer contact my idol, Dr. Sloth, I've resorted to others. I was kicked out of the Floating Citadel (harrumph!), the Shadow Usul tried to eat me, the Jelly Chia tried to destroy me in its blubber, and, well, you can imagine how the rest turned out. It was positively horrendous! Finally, finally, when I'm free of Moonstruk and Ley, and still get the grudging back up from Gryphon, I have no contacts.
What am I to do? Well, I have a few ideas.
The End?
You may have thought you were rid of me. Of course you did. I was wiped off the face of Neopia. Right? (insert evil chuckle) You were far from right. Now, luckily, I don't have snotty old MissingMoonstruk beating my three tails.
Who am I? Oh, puh-lease! Don't tell me you don't know? I am Triano, a Pepito. Yes, a mere petpet. And through my brief leave, I've found new threats to taking over your measly planet. Dr. Frank Sloth (my idol), seems to have dropped out of Neopia (unless you take a look at recent comics which definitely make me want to vomit). These Darigan goons are fighting Meridell (go Derigan! I don't care if Gryphon is against you!). And some punk Eyrie named Myyth is trying to take over Neopia and spray Mr. Shankly with Lysol (I wouldn't mind doing that myself, actually).
As I was fighting my way through Neopia, however, I found how terrible it was without the help of. Gag. Humans and their prissy little pets. So, I tracked down Gryphon using various sources and she gave me to her prized Lenny, Leynier. Of course, Lennies are such weak, overly happy, giggly little things. Oh, jeez. I wish I'd never even thought that in the first place. Every time I even try a maniacal laugh, he grabs my tails and drags me away! I just don't believe this pathetic bird!
Then, of course, right when things are getting good, some hacker has to pester Gryphon and her friends and cause her to freeze all her accounts. Now what am I to do? Neopets hasn't given her back AshWings, so I'm left to roam the streets, a homeless petpet. Of course, I still keep in touch with Gryph for food and such, but how am I to take over Neopia this way? My sources have been running low lately.
To make my world so much better, Kendaasha has a little goody two-shoes white/pink Doglefox (somehow it just can't make up its mind) that always messes up my plans with its rather. Attractive. Friend, a Pink Bluna named Wynd. It's a sad thing that I can't stay mad at the Doglefox, Ashien, when Wynd is around. You should see her! She's positively gorgeous! But, being the evil mastermind I am, beautiful females have no effect on me. Yes.
As I can no longer contact my idol, Dr. Sloth, I've resorted to others. I was kicked out of the Floating Citadel (harrumph!), the Shadow Usul tried to eat me, the Jelly Chia tried to destroy me in its blubber, and, well, you can imagine how the rest turned out. It was positively horrendous! Finally, finally, when I'm free of Moonstruk and Ley, and still get the grudging back up from Gryphon, I have no contacts.
What am I to do? Well, I have a few ideas.
The End?