O-KAY! ahem, yes we all have to look to Tisa (and her twistedness XD)for the inspiration on this one! One night we sat there thinking and reading DN Angel, like half-drunkI swear, and then she was like, " Dark...Krad...FONDUE." And the writing slave I am, I was ordered to get started on this right away. swetadrop so here it is. It does get yaoi, so ye be warned. If you have a problem with yaoiI apologize. Then I'll say, screw off. Okay? okay!

Note: The first Chappie is like WAY different from the next ones. Y'see, I had to have a little "let's-be-mean-to-Daisuke-everyone!" chappie, it's kinda like an extra, a littel mess-around sessionI had to get my thoughts out... so this first one is kinda liek an extra, teehee.

Enjoy. ;

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You know they always did say, opposites attract. Tell me, do they?

Daisuke's eyes twitched back and forth underneath his eyelids.

What is it…?

He shifted, seemingly uncomfortable.

What do you want? Why are you acting so weird?

He tossed and turned until finally he could no longer attempt at sleep any longer.

Resistance was futile now. His long fingers caressed his hair, gentle words were whispered and….

"Dark, what's wrong with you?" He shot up from his bed a little shaken. He shook his head and rubbed his eyes.

"What is it Daisuke?" Came a yawn from within. "What's all this now? You woke me up, you loudmouth…"

Daisuke didn't answer for several minutes, staring groggily into the distance.

Then came a thought.

"GYAHHHH! Dark, you didn't see my dream, did you, DID YOU?"

Dark thought about this. A smile arose.

"Of course, I see all, all I tell you, anything and everything that goes through Niwa Daisuke's head! There was pink bunnies, fluffy stuffed toys, gorgeous pastel rainbows…."

He was just playing with him. Daisuke breathed relief. He hadn't, he was probably just asleep, snoring to loud to notice anything like usual.

"…And, gay sex."

"WHAAAAAAT!"

If really, really, really, really, really, really red was a colour, that would be how Daisuke's face would be described at that moment. The only notable expression other then overbearing embarrassment on his face was complete and utter shock.

"No, re-re--"

"Haha, you know I'm playing with ya Daisuke. No need to get your feathers in a ruffle." The harsh laughter filled his head. Daisuke's fists tightened. Tighter. Tighter.

"DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!"

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"Sheesh, Daisuke, I swear, I was so deep in sleep, you could swear I was dead! I didn't see anything. I mean it!"

Nothing.

"Daisuke! Answer me! Listen, if it's about the joke, I'm sorry, okay?"

Still Nothing. Daisuke kept walking at a steady pace, eyes locked onto the distance.

"Aw, c'omn, Daisuke! I won't joke anymore, promise. I know your sexuality is your business and yours alone. If I was right, which I'm absolutely sure I'm not, then that's only for you to know…because I'm not right…right?" Dark blinked, and his mouth dropped a bit at the thought.

"Oh my god…I'm…right?"

Daisuke stopped. His teeth clenched together. Give it one second, maybe two and….

"NOOO, YOU ARE NOT RIGHT, WHATSOEVER! YOU JUST HAVE A DIRTY MIND! ARGH!"

Maybe that was a bit too loud. Everyone turned to stare at the boy walking down the street, backpack to back, red hair to match his flaming expression.

"I was so right."

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"Hey, Hiwatari-san's back! Yeah, I know, he's been gone sooo long. I've missed his handsome look…."

"I know, oh, he's finally come back! Eee!"

Daisuke scrunched his nose and cradled his head in his hands as he listened to the girls' chatter hopelessly.

"Hey, Daisuke! What's up man?" Takeshi's wide grin filled the view in front of him.

"Oh, hey…"

" 'Oh hey…' is all I get huh? Is that so." Takeshi waved his hands in front of Daisuke. He studied his red eyes carefully.

"Ah, I see. I know what happened." He finally declared matter-of-factly. This caught Daisuke's attention, and disturbed him so.

"Y-you do?"

"Yes, yes I do." His playful eyes suddenly grew narrow. He placed his hands on the Daisuke's desk, placing one hand on either side of him, bringing his face just inches from his friend's. "We all go through it Daisuke. I know this look. It was a dream, wasn't it?"

Daisuke's red eyes widened. He nodded reluctantly, unable to tear his sight from Takeshi's glare.

"I thought so. But your expression…Judging from your particular reaction though…I would have to say this is a pretty serious case." Daisuke swallowed hard. "Normal guys don't dream things like that so deeply Daisuke." He shook his head sympathetically. "It's just not…well, normal. I think you've finally switched over."

"I… I-I have? You don't mean…"

"Yes, I'm sorry to say, but…you are definitely…"

"No, Takeshi, stop! It's not what you think! I--"

"What, that you've stopped dreaming of pastel rainbows and stuffed toys, and you're on to dreaming about girls? What's so wrong about that? I was just saying that you seem…scared by it…out of sorts you know what I mean?"

Daisuke just blinked in his direction, wide-eyed. What did he mean? This is hardly relevant.

"Niwa-kun, out of sorts? But why?" Riku walked over, curious at the small uprising.

"Ah, Miss Harada!"

"Oh, hey it's the older Harada. What's up?"

"Nothing Saehara. Just wanted to know what's up with Niwa-kun." Riku looked at Daisuke, his face slightly flushed. "Is everything all right?"

"Y-Yes, picture of health, brink of happiness. Heh…"

"O-kay, if you say so…She also looked into his eyes, and soon widened her own. Niwa-kun, is it true, I mean are you…what I mean is you really are, you know--"

No. This isn't happening! She can't think that, she can't possibly…

"I'M STRAIGHT I TELL YOU! STRAIGHT!"

"…Uh…." Once the simplistic looks of shock and heavy sweatdrops formed, there was no taking it back. Daisuke didn't know that.

"Well, you see, that is, ah, ah…um--"

"Riku-chan! Come see!" Ritsuko's high-pitched call broke the awkward moment.

"I gotta go, uh...see ya!"

Daisuke slammed his head against his desk. Hard.

"So, it was the gay sex dreams that hit you eh?"

Shadow loomed over Daisuke's narrow eyes as he lifted his head to glare at Takeshi.

"…I hear Masashiro calling…BYE!"

The faint laughter of a certain joker could be heard echoing in his head.

"What…a day."

Daisuke sat slumped over the lunch table.

This is horrible. I have a dream I barely remember, yet…they even hint at it and I start freaking out. Ugh, what do I do? This is completely nuts.

Daisuke slipped the straw in his mouth.

This is so weird. I hope it's not what I think it is…

"OohNUTS!"

"Hey, watch where you're spraying Daisuke! Keep your drink in your mouth!" He heard Takeshi's call from half way across the room.

Daisuke bent further over the table, his spat-out liquid splattered everywhere. His eyes met with the dark pants of the victim whom had taken the results of his sudden shock.

"I-I'm sorry…" He looked up, red as it is. His sight locked onto a pair of two very keen and wondrous blue eyes.

"S-S-Satoshi-san!"

"Ah, Niwa, are you all right? You seemed a little shocked there for a moment…" Satoshi spoke smoothly and bent down to dry his pants with a napkin.

"Nice aiming Daisuke." Came that resented voice Daisuke did not want to hear right then. Dark spoke almost thoughtfully, observing through Daisuke's own eyes where the splash had gone. " You should help dry his pants. But be polite as you an audience…Don't be going and getting horny for the commander at school, that's just not proper. Aahahahaha!"

"I told you to STOP IT! It's not like that! You promised you wouldn't say things like that!"

"Say things like what?" Satoshi looked up for a moment, slightly confused.

"Uh, no, no, not you Satoshi-san, it's just-SHUT UP ALREADY!"

"Huh?"

"I promised…before I knew I had been right. Now it's a whole different story, HAHA!"

"I'm sorry Niwa, I don't think I follow…"

"No really, it's not you! It's…

Satoshi blinked once, then again. Dark laughed. Daisuke went red.

"…I…can't…TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

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Daisuke sat on his floor in the darkness of his room. Rays of moonlight showered his slumped figure as he sat, eyes out of focus, uncomfortable expression.

"What's wrong with me anyway…?"

He hugged his knees as he listened attentively at the happy squeals and pleased grunts form his mother and grandfather downstairs listening to the TV.

"Tonight at 9:30 Dark will steal the 'Hadazawari no Hateshinai. More details at 9:00."

Daisuke buried his face.

"Daisuke, all joking aside, we have a job to do soon you know…"

"Yeah…I know."

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