I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT… BUT I DO OWN A SPICE GIRL DOLL WITH A RIPPED NOSE eh eh eh !
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BPOV
"So you're saying you've been with Bella all this time?" Tanya spat out.
Clear disgust and hurt shot from her words. She glared at me like she could just rip my throat out and beat my ass with a bat. I looked away to avoid her evil glare.
Yeah, yeah, yeah call me a punk.
"That's what I'm saying." Edward said with a stiff tone.
I didn't understand. How could Edward be so calm? He just admitted to his girlfriend that he and I have been messing around behind her back. Uh, normal people would be shitting their selves right now. Well duh, this situation is as far from normal as SpongeBob dating Sandy the squirrel.
You know I always wondered why the two never got together.
She walked over to where Edward was sitting, slowly and thoughtfully with evil in her eyes. I blinked for a second and saw her hand fly across the distance between her and Edwards face.
SMACK!!!!
"Tanya! What the fuck!?" He yelled back jumping out of his seat while holding his swollen, red painted face.
"'What the fuck?' 'What the fuck?' I'll tell you what's the fuck? You're an ass whole! Fuck you Edward!" She yelled pacing back and fourth on the living room floor, glaring at him. "You know what? GO FUCK YOUR SELF! Go fuck a donkey because your just trash. No, No. JUST, GO FUCK HER!" She screamed pointing at me.
I think she's really pissed because I never heard Tanya say the 'F' word so many times.
I count 7 so far. Eh, eh, eh. I say 7 more F U's coming right up from the evil bitch in black
"Fucking
can't believe this shit. 'What the Fuck?' I hate you so much.
You …you fuck face." She screamed. "Let me fucking tell you
something. You think you can just go out and fuck who you want? Well
fuck, so can I. While you were out fucking that bitch, I was fucking
Emmett's brains out ASSWHOLE! AND … and I love him" she said
with a revengeful smile.
Yep about 15 Fuck you's ….HUH, Emmet!?
Every one turned to look at Emmett, whose eyes were wide like a deer caught in head lights.
"Woop, gotto go" Emmett said jumping up from the couch.
"OH SHIT!!" Jacob yelled out. "This is some crazy shit. Man, did you hear that? Your brother is fucking your girl." Jacob said making the already very obvious more obvious.
I got to hand it to him he has a great gift of helping us see things clear when we were already looking threw a fucking magnifying glass. Snaps for you Jacob, you're fucking Einstein. eh, eh, eh
The ass whole didn't know when the right time was to laugh and it definitely wasn't now.
Edward turned back to look at Tanya who was staring and awaiting a big reaction from him. He just took a loud deep breath and looked straight into her pale blue eyes.
"I already knew that." he whispered. She looked confused, shit I was confused.
"Edward, man she is lying." Emmett whispered.
"Emmett, don't lie to my face. Lie, but just not to my face and don't make it look so easy." He said shaking his head in disappointment.
Emmett put his head down to look at the floor. "I'm sorry bro." Emmett said.
"Sorry, for what Emmett? What we have is beautiful" Tanya said as she stroked Emmett's face.
He jerked back from her hand. "Oh and by the way Tanya, sorry to break it to you but I
don't love you. You're just an evil bitch with Pamela boobs" he shrugged.
"Dude, that's what I said!" Edward agreed and they both busted out laughing.
Tanya opened her mouth in awe.
"Awe man, someone pass the evil bitch a tissue!" Jacob laughed.
"How rude! Aren't you going to pick that up?' Jacob asked seriously.
We all looked at him in question. Tanya hadn't dropped anything and that was clear.
"Pick up what you mongrel?" She asked with a stiff tone.
"Your bottom JAW!!!!" He laughed out.
Everyone erupted in loud laughs; even I couldn't hold back the snickers leaving my mouth.
Tanya was a bitch but everyone tried to ignore her cocky and ignorant remarks. She was Rose's cousin and we didn't want to be mean, but I guess everyone was fed up and getting in their last remarks now. She stood frozen with her eyes wide then slumped down onto the black leather couch next to Alice, who was still moping about earlier news.
"I don't love you Tanya. I'm in love with someone else" Emmet said breaking the funny moment.
Everyone looked surprised. As if "Mack Daddy Em" could 'love' a woman.
"Who?" I asked awaiting the name.
"Roseline McCartha" Emmett confessed out as he turned and stared Rose who was sitting on one of the stools for the bar. His emotion filled face lit up as his heavy burden of a secret was finally let off his chest.
Everyone froze and dropped their faces as another confession took up the space.
"What?" Rose looked up in surprise.
"I love you Rose. I've always loved you. You never knew but I always wanted to tell you. I want to be the one to make you happy and protect you at night and be your everyth-"
"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Now Emmett loves Rose. Where is the end of this shit, like where is this shit coming from?" Alice yelled out. I'm guessing she was totally fed up with the random confessions for the night as well.
"Don't judge me!" He yelled back
Jacob busted out laughing at Emmett's spasm of emotion.
"Well if you love Rose so much then why did u sleep with my girlfriend?" Edward asked
I stiffened at Edwards' choice of words but I didn't dare bring it up to cause more conflict.
"Well I was using Tanya to get to Rose. But .." he said seriously. "she's really good in bed so you know." he shrugged with a smirk.
"Hey thanks. I'm just going to sit and pretend I'm not here." Tanya said sarcastically.
"Rose you deserve someone who will love you and take care of you and treat you good. I can do that. I know I'm slow and joke around a lot but you make me want to be serious." He said while walking towards her.
I've never seen Emmett so mushy.
"What do you think?" he asked starring at her.
I watched in awe. But when I looked at Rose face all I saw was confusion and regret. She was scared to say something. Rose, Scared? Never!
"She doesn't love you Emmett!" Tanya spat out. "She's in love with Edward!"
WHAT!
"WHAT!" everyone asked in unison.
Rose starred at Tanya with confusion and hate in her eyes.
"I read your diary. Cute little plan you had to steal him away from me, but Bella beat you to the punch. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk bitch." Tanya spat.
"You SLUT!" Rose charged at Tanya knocking them both to the floor. All you could see was blond hair flying every where and a pair of hands wrapped around a throat. Rose was on top of Tanya choking the shit out of her. "You bitch! Don't ever touch my shit. Worst cousin ever!" She spat as she tried to rip her neck off.
It wasn't until Tanya screamed help with the last breath she had that anyone even considered moving and ending the current scene in front of us.
Jasper grabbed Rose off of Tanya, as she kicked and clawed in the air at her.
"Stop it Rose calm down!" he yelled.
"Why would you do that? Why would you tell! You wasn't even supposed to know and you TELL!" Rose screamed. "Shut up Rose, that little diary of yours was a nice read. What are you 7!" she antagonized. "Yeah, well I read yours too but you don't see my telling every one about how you slept with the clerk from Gucci to get free boots or that you shaved your vagina and made a wig out of the hair, you disgusting pig! You don't hear me telling you secret shit!" "It was for the cancer kids!" Tanya defended her self.
The whole room stopped and stared at Tanya like she was E.T at a Gay Ball with a tutu and a mole.
Eh, eh, eh
"Now that's just gross" Alice said.
"That just wrong" I said.
"That's just Tanya" Everyone said as we shook our head in disbelief.
"WAIT! So she wasn't lying? Rose loves Edward, for real?" Jacob asked with a hint of humor, bringing us back to the current situation.
I really wished he let that information ride on bye with out throwing a rope and railing it back in. The Dick; he always knew how to make shit worse!
Everyone in the room turned to look at Rose, including Jasper who was still holding her back from Tanya. She looked down and twiddled her fingers around.
O brother
"Maybe just a little crush." She whispered almost inaudible.
Everyone gasped at the same exact time.
"Rose…" Edward started. He stopped to think of something to say but shook his head and looked at the floor sighing. I knew Edward didn't feel the same way. He was probably worried about Rose and his brother's feelings.
"See he doesn't want you. Edward is mine Rose!" Tanya spat.
Hell No!
"No he's mine!" she replied jumping out Jaspers arms.
Hell Fucking No!
"No I'm not!!" Edward said back to Rose. "I'm with Bella. I'm hers and she's mine!" he said
Hell Yes!
"No she's mine!" Alice shot back "Bella is my girlfriend. You tried to steal her from me" Alice shot at him.
Oh no
"Well obviously she wasn't yours to begin with." He said hurtfully
Uh oh
"Fuck you. She's mine! I love her." She yelled back
"Alice stop." I said.
"Bella?" she whined.
She stared in my eyes for a second and her face went from confusion to anger. I think she read my face right. It was telling her no and it was the end. I just stared in her soft eyes and watched as the tears fell down her face. I Love Edward now and I still loved Alice but not the same way. She could hate me for the way everything turned out but she couldn't hate me for what I truly felt.
"Don't cry Alice!" Jasper whispered taking the words right out of my mouth.
Sometimes I wondered if this guy had more feelings than anticipated.
He reaching out to caress her arm but she shrugged away aggressively still staring me in the eyes.
"Who's supposed to love me now?" She whispered wiping her wet cheek. "You said we'd be together forever and go to Paris and shop and make love!" She shook her head. "What am I not good enough?" she choked as more tears streaked her ivory face.
I couldn't answer. I didn't know what to say. It's not that I thought she wasn't good enough, I just don't really know what it is. With Edward things feel right, they feel destined. With her they did until now and I had to go with my heart. Millions upon millions of ideas and explanations ran threw my head to try to convince her that this was for the best and okay but nothing came out. With my silence to her unanswered question she dropped her head of black spiky hair into her freshly manicured hands and cried harder. I felt horrible.
"Alice please don't cry. It's going to be okay!" Jasper said walking towards her.
"Screw you, you knew everything and didn't tell me anything." She cried out as she stepped back from him.
"I know I'm sorry, please just hear me out."
"NO!" she yelled interrupting him. "I trusted you with everything. I told how I felt about Bella's behavior and you pretended not to know anything." She cried. "You let me wallow in the darkness of her secrets and let her break my heart!" she yelled. "Why would you do that? Why would you hurt me so bad? Don't you care anything for me? Am I just a joke of a person to everyone?" She asked looking back and fourth from Edward to me and to Jasper. "You're supposed to be my friend and you stood behind Bella this whole ti…"
"I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU." Jasper confessed out loud interrupting Alice.
He snapped his hands back to his mouth, as if to put the words back in. His eyes were open wide as all the other eyes in the apartment starred back at him.
Jasper has been quiet this whole time watching as things unraveled. To think he was the sane one. He was always neutral and the one to calm things down but this confession was going to take things to next level.
We all froze and starred in shock. It was dead silent and awkward for about 40 seconds as Jasper looked around at everyone's eyes on him. He sighed, waiting for someone to say something. Of course Jacob was the one to start it all back up again.
"CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!!! That was a good one Jas." He yelled out smacking his leg. We all jumped from his abrupt remark.
We all started laughing realizing it was a joke and looked at Jasper waiting for him to start laughing and say he was joking and trying to be funny.
Haha heehee coocoo bananas?…nothing….Just serious eye balls.
He stood looking back at all of us awaiting reality to hit us!
"I don't think he's joking!" Alice said staring at Jasper with a hint of a smile on her face. He starred back at her with his eyes glistening in excitement.
Everyone took a couple more glares of confusion at Jasper, before Jacob interfered with his famous dumb remarks.
"O shit! He's serious. Where is the popcorn and soda for this teen movie shit?" He sat back in Edwards black rocking chair having him self a good laugh at the new news.
"Unbelievable." Rose whispered as everyone shock their head in agreement.
"Well shit, let me get this straight. We have a love triangle, or square, no hexagon, or what ever," Jacob started to say.
"Jasper is in love with Alice."
"Alice, who was dating Bella."
"Bella cheated, with her new love Edward."
"Edward, who is dating Tanya."
"Tanya cheated on Edward with his brother Emmett."
"Emmett who is really in love with Rose."
"Rose, who's infatuated with Edward."
"But Edward is in love with Bella too! Man! To think I thought you all were a bunch of boring no it alls. Ha! Your lives are more fucked up then mine!" He said laughing.
He was really enjoying him self here. I don't know who even invited him. His idea of humorous things was just so not…………..HUMOROUS! Me laughing so hard that I fart is humorous. No that's just embarrassing. Okay never mind you get the point. Why did Edward have to live down the hall from such a banana head? But as crazy as it is, this banana head was speaking the truth!
As ironic as it may sound 'Trouble' by Coldplay was the next song to play on the I-pod speaker. For the past half hour the music from it was unable to be heard but now the silence of the room allowed the song to flow through the apartment. And a very specific part could be heard clearly.
'Oh no, what's this? A spider web and I'm caught in the middle'
We all kind of relaxed and thought hard about the situation at hand as the song played out. I couldn't help but think Chris Martin was talking to me. I never meant to cause Alice trouble but its how things turned out. I glanced across the room at Edward who was staring at me with love filled eyes and I remembered why this drama was worth it. Because it was would be HIM in the end. The song ended and everyone kind of took a deep breath. I ran my hand threw my hair and looked down at my grey knee length dress, black leggings and brown flat boots. I plucked a lint ball towards Tanya's head on the sofa and chuckled to myself as it landed right in the goal, the top of her little dumb blonde head. Ms. Legally blonde was feeling to 'totally perfect' now was she?
"How the hell did all this happen?" Rose asked breaking me from my 'killing Tanya train of thought'.
"Where did this tangle start?" Alice asked.
"Lets' find out shall we? Since Bells and Eddie was caught first let's see what they have to say. And since everyone is a little more involved then we anticipated, everyone should tell a little. How does that sound." Jacob said with a smirk.
"Great let's just fucking make this a story night, why don't we!" Alice hissed.
"Duh, that's the point fashion fairy" Jacob shot back. "I'll grab the snacks"
Jacob hoped off the rocking chair and ran to the kitchen of Edwards Top notch L.A apartment returning with a big bag of popcorn, chips, corona, and goobers.
Everyone took a seat at the glass dining table near the glass windows separating the dining room from the terrace. We passed the snacks around and got comfortable.
"Okay Bella start!" Tanya spat out.
"Yeah!" everyone said in unison
I grabbed a beer and swallowed a mouth full. I would need something much stronger then corona to get this shit out.
"Someone please get me a shot of brandy." I said trying to calm my nerves.
"I got it." Edward shot up from the seat next to me and ran to the mini bar.
"Well umm" I started. "It all started at Rose's big house party"
"You mean the one where Tanya busted her ass?" Rose laughed
"Yes that one." I didn't know Tanya then but we all saw the fall. It was the main talk on campus face book months after.
Ah good timed, good times.
"I don't remember anything else that night. I was drunk out of my ass!" Alice said reminiscing.
Tell me about it.
Edward shot me a quick glance as he returned from the kitchen with my drink in hand. He passed it to me and kissed my head as he took his seat.
Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Rose, Tanya, Edward and Jacob all scooted in to hear my version of the story.
"Well it was that night…………………….
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N/A
Okay so my first fan fic. I am ooober excited. Believe me when I say I've been writing this one chapter for about 8 months eh eh eh … IM SERIOUS
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