Flippy floppy
Chapter 1: The waiting room
Miaka sits down after a big pig out she had just had. Tamahome and Nuriko were past out in the corner and Lord Hotohori was sleeping in his room. Miaka looked up and streched out her arms, she looking over at Tamahome smiled. he sleeps like a baby she thinks to herself. sighing Miaka stands up and walks over to the window, down were the rain drizzled down the window. she smiled and turned back to the foreyard.
looking down at her watch she screamed and started running for the fornt door, Tamahome and Nuriko shot up as she ran out of the room, smacking their heads in the process on the wall behid them. after rubbing his head a bit, Tamahome see's Miaka run from the room and starts after her, followed by Nuriko. she runs down the stairs and (with a bit of a smile on her face, to the fornt door.) swinging it open she screams as she see's Nakago standing there with Yui, and a bushle of roses.
" come in, come in." said Miaka. Yui smiles as she looks down at her pregnant stomach and smiles back up at Nakago. he (of course) smiles back.
" So Yui, when's your due date?" asked Miaka.
" not for another two months." she smiles up at Tamahome and Nuriko as they enter the room, drunk and kinda crude.
Nakago rolls his eye's as he see's Tamahome scratch his stomach and throw his head aside to pick his nose. ( which of course had been buggin him all day.) he gets a holed good on one and yanks it out. rubbing it between his fingers and throwing it aside the stairs. Nakago made note to never walk behid the stairs while he was there. Tamahome turned and headed for the kitchen as Yui, Nakago, Nuriko, and Miaka headed back up to the living room. The room was filled with beer cans (that of course came from Tamahome and Nuriko) as they entered the room, Miaka kicked the cans out of the way and smirked back at Yui.
" Sorry for the mess but, I didn't expect you so early." she said with a laugh.
" But we told you yesterday that we were coming at 9pm sharp. Don't you remember?" said Nakago.
Miaka turned her head up to him and laughed.
" Nope, guess I forgot!" she and Yui were really starting to laugh it up. Nakago kicked aside some cans, and took a seat on the tangerene couch, (with pastic covering.) and dark green pillows alined the arms of the couch. looking around the room he asked.
" Why is there pastic on the couch?" Miaka turned to him and answered " Well just incase Yui started having her baby, at lease she wouldn't bleed all over the couch." she said as she slung her head back toward Yui. Nakago breathed hard, counting to three slowly and tried to relax. Yui placed the roses in a jar and she and Yui started talking about baby showers, even Nuriko had some ideas of what to do. Nakago just continued counting to three and hoping they would leave very soon. just then there were footsleps coming up the stairs. As bored as Nakago was he looked to the stair well, just in time to see Tamahome come back up it with a six pack in his hands. Nakago sat there and sighed with discuss, Tamahome walked over to the couch Nakago was sitting at and plopped down. Nakago tried to scoot down to the far side of the couch but the pastic covering and Tamahome's arm stopped him.
" Were you run'n off too?" asked Tamahome.
Nakago forced a smile up " Nowhere." he said and turned his head down to the green pillow on the end of the couch. Screaming in his head " I WANT TO GO HOME NOW!" he looked up over at his wife and Miaka as they continued there conversation about baby showers. then Miaka stood up quick and turned to help up Yui. Nakago thought at last where finally leaving.
" Oh, are we leaving this early honey?" he said with relieve in his voice. Yui turned and looked at her husband.
" Oh no,no me and Miaka are just going into the kitchen to finish are girly talk, and make dinner. And we thought we'd leave you boys alone to your talk. Nakago started breathing heard. " wait Yui, We weren't having a man to man talk, you girls don't have to leave." he pleaded. Miaka and Yui chuckled to themselves.
" Man, Yui you were right Nakago has really changed from when I was fifthteen." said Miaka. " Well you never know until you take five years of physical and mental theraphy." Nakago sighed and thought to himself. " well, this is sertainly the worst payback you could ever through back at me." he through his head back on the couch and turned to see Tamahome consume his fifth can of beer and toss it onto the floor. Tamahome smiled at Nakago popped open his sixth can, and took a big glup.
" You know when I was seventeen and we were fighting the Suzaku seven, And I was under the Kodoku spell?" said Tamahome. Nakago glared
" Yah, I remember." he said quietly.
" Well the whole time I was always thinking about one thing." he paused
" What, Miaka?" asked Nakago
Tamahome looked up to a picture of him and Miaka, smiling he turned his head back to the actually courious Nakago. " What?" asked Nakago.
" I was thinking if I should get a cat like Mitsukake, you know? maybe as a sidekick. Oh, I know a Tabby!" Tamahome said loudly. Nakago just staired in disbelieve, " Are you really the Tamahome I fought agaisnt back in the Universe of the four gods?" shouted Nakago. Tamahome looked up at him like he asked him if he was a man. " of course, what's wrong with you Nakago?" you've changed into a bumbling moron!" he said. Tamahome looked up " What do mean, I'm the same as I was six years ago. so I've taken up drinking and smoking. and my weight was raised. that doesn't mean that the old Tamahome isn't still here." Nakago sighed.
" You must be joking, I mean you have a beer belly for crying out loud!" yelled Nakago. Tamahome looked down at his stomach. " It's not that big." he said.
" Are you kidding, you couldn't get through a door without help! and you have a second chin!" Nakago said loudly. Tamahome narrowed his eye's " Is that a chanellge?" he asked.
Nakago laughed loudly, " Are you kidding, I would feel bad if I fought you."
" You say'in you chicken?" laughed Tamahome.
" Not a chance, but I would kick your ass in seconds. It's unsportmen like."
" Please, I could kick your ass into the kitchen."
" You couldn't kick a can into a pool, my unborn son could kick your ass, blindfoled"
" Please, I my daughter could beat your ass into a plup." he snickered
" No she couldn't, she lives with Miaka's mother because you tried to make a six year old buy you two cases of beer!"
" Fuck you dumass, it was only one!"
" Whatever, moron its still agaisnt the law to have miners buy beer!" screamed Nakago
" Well if she would of kept quiet she would of gotten away with it!"
" You know, or maybe you don't you've got to be the BIGGEST dumass I know, It's amazing how Miaka stayed with you!"
" Because she loves me!"
" No, dumass it's because Yu Watase kept your ass in the story! god knows why."
" That's not true! I'm what made this series popular! the chicks always love the main characters!"
" Are you nuts? most people either like me, Chichiri, Tasuki, Hotohori, or Nuriko!" he smiled
" please......... they wanted me!"
" No me!" said Tamahome
" No me!" said Nakago
" No me!" said Tamahome (this could go on forever!)
" I don't care fat or stupid you are you've pist me off so much that I'll fight you no matter what condition your in!" he grunted. Tamahome agreed. " Well what are we waiting for?"
End of chapter 1, sorry if I got a little of the subject and my first chapters are normally dry. TT but the
(if I write it!) will hopefully be better thanks for reading. bye
