Ahh hahaha now put your hands up

There was once upon a time in another place

A super villian who no person dared to face

And his daughter was a girl so mean

A crazy little jester of only age fourteen!

So much furniture littered her abode

Her loyal brother who's likeness surely showed

Harley Quinn was what her mom was named

All the riches of the world is what she had claimed.

If you're short on money that's no fearful thing

Just take it from those who you dangle on a string

To those who feel that they want to bring me down

You'll just tidy up my gown.

Now, put your hands up!

Evil flowers

Steadily bloom

With an array of red and black doom

But the weeds who feel that they want to stay

They'll just die and and feed me the same anyway.

The princess held a love for a man

Of madness who wasn't very much her fan

But instead he chose his neighbor's girl

Of green who's eyes shone like a pearl.

The princess knew this and was filled with rage

She called the dogs that were locked in her cage

And she said in a soft voice to not be heard

"Make sure the green country is badly stirred."

Houses of the people were torn to the ground

So many voices would no longer make a sound

The people who had suffered so much pain

Didn't get pity from the one who'd slain.

"Oh, it's game time."

Evil flowers

Steadily bloom

With an array of bloodied doom

Even though the flower is so very refined

The thorns had driven it's garden to decline.

To defeat the princess was no easy task

But the people could no longer wear their mask

Like a colony of bats they were led by

A masked crusader into the night.

All the anger that had built up over the years

Now consumed them without any fears

And her army was battered from the green war

Their attacks were not much of a chore.

Once they fell the citizens surrounded the court

The Henchmen ran away as time was running short

Little woman jester would never pose a fight

And she was finally captured in the night

"You're such a mean old man!"

Evil flowers

Steadily bloom

With an array of the funniest doom

How the crazy circus that she made for herself

Put this broken doll right back on the wooden shelf.

There was once upon a time in another place

A super villian who no person dared to face

And his was daughter was a girl so mean

A crazy little jester of only age fourteen.

She was to be punished at three o' clock

When the judge's gavel hits the block

The person who lived joyfully

Was bored in jail with no loyalty.

At the time that she was to be the blame

The judge's verdict finally came

Without looking to faces of the crowd

Said she with eyes in a shroud

"Oh, it's game time."

Evil flowers

Steadily bloom

With an array of red and black doom

Now the people speak of her without a second thought

That daughter of The Joker had recieved what she sought