"Ahhh." Sasuke sighed as he rested his head in his hands and staring out to the lake he was sitting in front of.
"I killed Itachi…. And I've come back to the village. But they don't trust me and now I feel…….empty….Maybe I should kill myself…but how?"
"Let's find a rock!" Said Yasu sitting on Sasuke's right side. "I mean a big ass rock!" She said putting an arm around Sasuke's shoulders.
"Or maybe something like a cinder block is better. I'll hoist it up, and drop it on your face, my buddy!"
'What the hell?' Thought Sasuke.
"And just before the lights go out you'll see my smile and you'll know you've got a friend. With a rock, who cares, I mean a BIG ASS ROCK!"
"Or rope!" Said Naruto popping up on Sasuke's left.
"I got some quality rope. Made for a man who's devoid of hope. Like you are." He said swinging his arm around Sasuke's other shoulder.
"My buddy. Michel."
"Um that's Sasuke."
"Yeah, Sasuke right." Naruto said waving a hand dismissively.
"And I won't leave you swinging there, twitching like a fish while you claw the air!
"You won't?" asked Sasuke.
"I'll grab your feet and pal o' mine I'll pull real hard and, SNAP! You're spinal cord." He said with a large smile on his face.
"This world is cold when you're alone." Said Yasu putting her face next Sasuke's and almost putting him into a chokehold.
"And they ignore you. But don't kill your self!"
"We'll do it for you!" Said Yasu and Naruto moving in front of Sasuke and standing up. "You've got a friend."
Suddenly Naruto pulled a flute out of thin air and started playing it while Yasu pulled Sasuke up and swung him around, making him dizzy.
"You've got a friend!" Said Yasu.
"You've got a friend." Naruto said after her.
"You know I asked a guy once if he'd mind putting me in a barrel sending me over the falls." Said Naruto(the flute now gone) "You know what the son of a bitch said? 'Drop dead asshole.'"
"People are pricks." Said Yasu, "I asked this guy to take his air compressor and drill me with a 6 inch nail right through the eye."
"What'd he say?" Asked Naruto.
"I'm low on nails."
"People are selfish pricks."
"I know! And another time now gets this. I lay down in front of a steam roller and asked the guy to just to proceed, you know, business as usual, and just squash me like a bug."
"That's a good way to go Yasu, the ol' bug squash"
"Yeah!"
"Hey, We could tie a plastic bag over his head."
"Naw." Said Yasu. "That's such a wimp suicide."
"I got my finger stuck in a socket once." Said Sasuke as Naruto and Yasu turned to him. "Hurt real bad but….It didn't kill me."
"Sasuke. Stay out of this." Yasu deadpanned.
"I've got a friend!" Said Sasuke with a smile. "Like Carole King or was it Carly Simon used to sing? I always get those two confused, but anyway, I turned around and suddenly I'm not alone it ain't just me. I'm like a player on the team!"
"Player on our team!" Said Yasu and Naruto.
"Part of the gang!" Said Sasuke smiling.
"Part of the gang" followed Yasu and Naruto.
"A member of the club!!"
"Welcome to the club!"
"Oo!" Said Naruto slapping his right had(That was in a fist) into his left ad though saying 'I got an idea!' "Let's get a club!"
"I like the big ass rock." Said Yasu nodded her head with here eyes closed.
"Naw, One good swing and I'll clean his clock forever."
"Let gravity do the work."
"It's a mans way to die Mickey!" Said Naruto turning to Sasuke.
"Sasuke! I've got friends!" Said Sasuke.
"Friends who'll love you like a maniac and lead you like a lamb to the railroad track and tie you down!" Said Naruto and Yasu.
"I'VE GOT FRIENDS!!" Said Sasuke throwing his hands in the air.
"Tickle your wrist with a single-edge razor, or buy you a beer with a Draino chaser, Or dump you in the river with a rock." Said Yasu and Naruto.
"A big ass rock!" Said Sasuke giggling slightly.
"Hey! Here's a nice one right over here!" Said Yasu walking over to a nice round large rock.
"Can I give you a hand with that? It looks heavy." Asked Naruto.
"No, Naruto. It ain't heavy….He's my friend."
"Come on! Group hug!" Said Naruto pulling Yasu and Sasuke into a hug.
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