I have me a cat.
'er name is Mrs. Norris.
Together we roam the halls.
If students are out of bed,
We will find them and
Punish them as we see fit.
II. Snape
Potions professor;
I despise all Gryffindors.
I am missing my sloth brain.
I'm really not that evil-
It's all just an act.
I'm just a drama queen.
III. Fred/George
Red hair and freckles;
The greatest Weasleys of all.
Percy is a Big Head Boy.
Please give Ron lots of spiders.
He likes them. Trust us.
Troublemakers? Us? No way.
IV. McGonagall
I may be stern, but
I also turn into a cat.
Transfigurations galore.
Head of the Gryffindor House.
What else can I say?
Perhaps I should add: Meow.
V. Oliver Wood
Quidditch quidditch quid-
-ditch quidditch quidditch quidditch;
My name is Oliver Wood.
I like quidditch immensely.
Gryffindor Keeper;
Have I mentioned quidditch yet?
VI. Draco Malfoy
Nobody likes me.
I'm a nasty Slytherin.
Greasy hair; I like to whine.
I need a good kick in the -
Are you listening?
I probably smell bad too.
Author's Postscript: For those who were planning to ask, I have no idea what I was on when I wrote these, and no, you can't have any. Thanks for reading, there will be more to come!
