Hobbits VS The Modern World

Disclaimer: FL: sniffs ITS TRUE!! I.I.I don't own.FRODO!!!! Cries Ariliana: But!! We do own Lynn and the Narrator. FL: NOOOO ITS MY STORY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! calms down enough to add I do own a cardboard cutout of Frodo though! Mine!! All MINE!!! My precioussssss...

Day 1. It was a boring rainy day. Lynn was sitting in her room staring at her life size cardboard cut out of Frodo. "So Frodo what do you want to do today??? NO you cant go outside and chase the squirrels you'll get wet!!" Since it was very boring and the rain was pouring down and nothing our narrator decided to have some fun. Lynn being bored to tears let out another sigh and said "if only you were real!" With a poof of really bad special effects Frodo fell from the ceiling onto Lynn. "FRO FRO FRO FRODO??!!!!!!" "Where am I????? What happened to BagEnd????? And who are you????" The poor disoriented hobbit was latched onto by a very enthusiastic Lynn. "AAHHH LET GO!!!" "But I love you Frodo!!!" "GET OFF!!" All the while our lovely narrator had gotten herself a large bowl of popcorn and settled down to watch the show. "I am SOOO wonderful." Lynn looked around. "Did you hear that?" Frodo groaned. "Not again...I swear that narrator just loves us to death" As all this was getting to be rather boring The Narrator decided to throw in some more people!! All of a sudden a single mushroom fell down from the ceiling and hit Frodo on the head as a storm of carrots, and mushrooms, and lettuce, and potatoes fell down and soon a very unconscious merry and pippin landed on the bed. "Frodo why is Merry and Pippin here???" Lynn questioned shockingly. "Ask the narrator." Frodo replied gloomily. Snickering could be heard from the narrator. "WE HEARD THAT!" both Lynn and Frodo yelled.

TBC please R&R