A/N: Hi all you PotC fans out there. Heres another story for you. Hope you enjoy

Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean. If i did, there would be a hot sex-scene on the deleted edition of me and him ;D


1. When seeing Beckett say "That guy's like a midget compared to everybody else!"

2. When seeing Elizabeth, don't shout out "THAT BITCH! HOW COULD SHE KILL JACK!!!"

3. wolf whistle if jack and elizabeth have any sort of slightly romantic or lusty scene.

4. when tia dalma speaks, "WHAT? are you speaking english... WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES?!"

5. Scream really loud when Barbossa appears

6. Don't yell "Hey look, it's the eunuch!" when you see Will

7. Don't yell, "Is Sirius dying in this movie?!"

8. Yell, "Isn't this the one with the Ewoks"?

9. Spend the entire movie revealing every piece of trivia you've picked up over the past several months.

10. Arrive at the movie dressed in full pirate regalia and claim to be Johnny Depp's body double.

11. Wait until the opening scene and yell "Hay! I thought this was a re-screening of Harry Potter!"

12. Report the crew to the ASPCA for abusing the undead monkey.

13. Bring your jar of dirt.

14. Renact the fight scences from the first two movies during the previews for the audience.

15. Shout out rather loudly -- "I THOUGHT BARBOSSA DIED!"

16. When Lord Cutler Beckett appears on the screen, state or think the following: "Mr. Collins?!?! WAIT A SECOND! You can't marry your cousin!!!! ... Wait a second... This is Pirates, isn't it? OOPS."

17. "I'm sorry, Lord Beckett...But you must be THIS high (points to sign that says 5'8") to be a Dictator. You're only 5'5" -- you must wait..."

18. Don't say the word ''Spider''

19. "I thought this was Spider-Man 3!"

20. Don't even start to compare the pattern of movie premier dates for this movie to that of the Back to the Future series

21. Strike up an argument in the theatre over who's hotter: Orlando, Johnny, Jack, or Geoffery.

22. Tell all the younger kids that the reason Jack got eaten was because he drank to much rum, and if they drink the Kracken will come and eat them, too.

23. On that note, don't start an argument over the proper pronunciation of "kracken".

24. Also on that note, don't ask the person at the refreshment stand why they don't sell rum.

25. When you realize that they don't sell rum, don't try to sneak it in on your own.

26. Don't walk out of the restroom saying loudly: "See! I told you my compass worked just fine!"

27. Don't sob all over the old couple sitting next to you, like I did when I saw DMC.

28. SCREAM VERY LOUD WHEN JACK FIRST ENTERS THE MOVIE!

29. swear at the screen when something you dont like happens

30. throw popcorn at the screen