"The Gundam Old-Farts"

74-year old Quatre Raberba Winner asked his friend, 76-year old Trowa Barton, to do some flips. Trowa sighed, but did them anyways. Trowa was extremely skinny. So was Quatre. When Trowa was in the air, 75-year old Duo Maxwell startled him and he landed on his left leg. Trowa screamed like a girl, cursed at Duo, and limped off cursing. Quatre asked Rashiid to drive Trowa to the hospital. Rashiid was a very, very old guy.

"Master Quatre. Please have Abdul drive him to the hospital, for you see, I am a very old man," Rashiid told Quatre. Quatre smiled and nodded and was about to go find Abdul, when Abdul walked in, slowly. "Abdul. Can you please drive Master Quatre's friend, Trowa, to the hospital?"

"Sure. Come on Master Quatre," Abdul said and walked to the limo, followed by Quatre.

"Abdul, I need to get Trowa first," Quatre said and walked off to go find Trowa. Quatre found Trowa and brought him to the limo. Meanwhile, 75-year old Wufei Chang was trying to do some cool moves with his katana, but fell backwards instead.

"KISAMA! KATANA!" Wufei yelled at his katana. Duo Maxwell snuck up behind Wufei and yelled in his ear.

"KISAMA! MAXWELL!" Wufei yelled.

"I bet you can't catch me, Wu-Wu!" Duo said.

"SILENCE MAXWELL!" Wufei ordered. "I'm skinnier than you, so I don't think you can outrun me, baka-kisama."

Duo sniffled, then sighed. "Yeah. You're right. I'm just a fat bastard." with that, he walked off, leaving Wufei alone once again.

Heero's home.....

HEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOO!" Relena Peacecraft yelled.

"Humph," Heero said in his usual monotone way.

"My Heero-kun," Relena squeezed Heero, hard.

"Eep!" Heero yelped.

"Oh. Did I hurt my Heero-kun?" Relena asked.

"G-Get away from me," 75-year old Heero said.

"Why did you have to get glasses anyways?" Relena asked, ignoring what Heero said.

"Because I have terrible eyesight," Heero explained.

"T-that's wonderful Heero-kun," Relena gave Heero another hug. Heero yelped for the second time.

"Hey, Relena. Let's get funky tonite!" Heero blurted out. Relena blushed.

"Heero-kun! You do love me!" Relena put her arms around him.

In the limo.....

"Trowa. We're almost there," Quatre said to Trowa.

"Wonderful. My leg is killing me," Trowa said.

1 year later.....

"And now! The moment you've all been waiting for! Give it up for the Gundam Old-Farts!" DJ Winterfresh welcomed Trowa, Quatre, Duo, Wufei, and Heero onstage. They came out with big smiles on their faces. All the old people in the crowd cheered for them.

"WHOO!" the crowd cheered.

~The End~