I finally got this story on! I'm so happy! I've loved Official Fanfiction Universities ever since I discovered them, and I couldn't wait to write one myself. And besides, with all of this badfic polluting the Percy Jackson archive, this is something some people could use. I've put quite a bit of planning and researching into this, so hopefully, I can pull this off. Please enjoy :)

Disclaimer: I do not own anything relating to the copyrights of Percy Jackson and the Olympians or the Heroes of Olympus. And I most definitely do not own the idea of the OFU, I give complete credit to misscam, who owns all rights to this idea, with her original Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth. Nor do I own any other series that I may or may not make reference to.

Chapter One—Of Weird Dreams and Enrollments

"Hmmm… what to do, what to do?" an insanely tall man—at least fifteen feet tall—brooded around his throne room. "Perhaps we should smite all of the puny mortals for making these… these utterly despicable pieces of writing. If you can even call them that."

"My lord," his wife interrupted his pacing. "You should hold off destroying the entire human race, just because some" she said with distaste, "—of these insignificant mortals twist us into their likings."

"I guess that is… is… more reasonable." he choked on the words, but they came out, nonetheless. "But what shall we do to stop this treachery?"

"How about a university? Some place where we can teach them to improve their grammar and literary knowledge." another said wisely, her intense grey eyes taking in this dilemma.

"Nah, that's boring. How 'bout we crush their puny skulls!" her half-brother said cruelly. "And torture them 'till they get things right. We'll get some wicked guns and knives and chainsaws and—" he was cut off by a sharp look from the others.

Another one on the council—one of the elder ones—sighed in exasperation. "All of your ideas are incredulous. Why don't we force them to eat cereal for the rest of their lives until they learn—not that that's a bad thing, though."

This sent all the immortal beings into a petty quarrel, arguing over which method would work the best to put these ravaging fangirls—and fanboys—at bay.

"Silence!" a young man with blonde hair and a blinding smile yelled. Everyone in the large room stopped bickering at his sudden outburst. "Perhaps the best decision would be," he paused dramatically for effect, then spread his arms like it was evident. "Combine our ideas to make one great one!"

The rest pondered this for a second, and then the grey eyed one spoke slowly. "He does have a point… it could very well work."

"Why thank you! I would have to say it was one of my more brilliant ideas."

"One of your only." his twin muttered.

"Hey!"

"Oh no, don't you two start arguing again, I will have none of it!" the queen said harshly. "And I think we have a plan. Besides, torturing demigods? No problem for me. Torturing fanbrats… well, things just keep getting better and better." she smiled wickedly, which made some of the others nervous.

"We need to come up with a brochure and application for the new school." the wise one said. "Let's get started."


A girl woke up, lifting her head off of a hard desk that substituted as her pillow. "Boy, was that a weird dream." Chloe O'Brien rubbed her temples and looked up at her computer's screensaver. She must've fallen asleep while typing up a story for her favorite fan fiction site. The preteen read over the begging of her new one-shot with satisfaction.

Monsters looked hungrily at Luke and the person beside him and they charged, killing all of them which wasnt to hard by the way because each one was a exalent fighter with their bronz swords. After all thta layed around was piles of sand and the two put there swords away. Luke scooped up his love and they kissed passionately. When they separates from each other Luke looked deep into his companion's eyes "Please, please, why wont you come with me? I could give you the world my dear!" But the other demigod shook there head "Im so sorry Luke but I cant cause I have obligations to my friends." "Please Im begging you Percy—"

Wow, wait, did she just seriously put Percy's name in there? All the slash she'd been reading must've finally caught up with her. Though she thought Luke and Percy did make such a… a delicious couple. But deciding that's not what she was aiming for, Chloe brushed her bushy bangs out of her eyes and deleted Percy's name, replacing it with Frodo.

Frodo was a character from Percy Jackson, right? She wasn't quite sure, considering she had only read the first two books thoroughly, just so she could see Luke. Once she found out that Luke was sickly in the third book—The Titan's Purse, or something stupid like that—she only read bits and pieces of the other books. Besides, she wasn't really into reading real stuff; she just liked reading fan fiction and writing slash, and other fluffy stories.

"Hmm… maybe I'll just put my name in there. Yeah, that flows better." she retyped Chloe into the messy paragraph. Just as the preteen started a new sentence, a window popped up on her computer. Words in bright red letters read: PLEASE CLICK CONTINUE BEFORE YOU CONTINUE THIS SUCKY FIC.

She clicked the CONTINUE button without any more hesitation than being lightly offended. I mean, if something pops up on your computer, it's there for a reason, right? Next a letter addressed to her popped up.

Dear stupid fic writer which we hate with all of our hearts and wish to see burn in Tartarus,

It has come to our attention that you are writing original pieces of fiction based off of already existing copyrighted material (aka, fanfiction) which is tearing down the names of ever so popular characters. We are taking you to an Official Fanfiction University, or OFU, to correct your mistakes and nasty habits when dealing with: grammar, story plots, original characters, canon, and anything else that has to do with writing original fiction and fanfiction alike. We will be taking you in the morning, the middle of the night, or right now, whichever we deem most reasonable, so that you cannot continue writing and/or publishing these monstrosities which constantly inflict eyesores upon our precious society. We will grind, sear, or imprint these necessary abilities to becoming a respectable author into your brain with our own methods. After you sign the waver at the end of this message, we will hold no responsibility to any injuries, minor, major, or fatal that you may acquire, or sudden death during your stay here at the Official Fanfinction University of Olympus. We truly have your best interests at heart, even if we must beat the living heck out of you to help you establish these abilities. And trust me when I say this, we love beating fanbrats like you.

Have a nice stay!

Sincerely,

Ms. Harvest, Course Coordinator at OFUO

Chloe briefly skimmed over the letter, and clicked the next button. A long list of questions came next, and a brief paragraph telling her to answer every question, whether she knew what it meant or not.

"Cool, I guess. It's sort of like a poll." she murmured and scrolled down.

First and last name, fanfiction account name, and any titles you wish to be known by: Chloe O'Brien, ff acount is SparkleRoseFlowerLukey-Pie.
Don't ask.

Gender: girl

Age: 13
Well, actually, she was twelve, but she was dying to be a teen.

What species are you? E.g. Mortal, demigod, monster, or any other mythological specie (centaur, nymph, satyr, ect.): demigod would be so totally epic! I would like slash through monsters with swords and stuff and my parent would be so cool if it Zues cause like their is no other Zues children out there except that tree girl and her hot brother
She decided she had written too much and tried to backspace, but the button seemed to have lost its abilities.

If you are a demigod, who is your preferred parent: like I said before Zues

If you are a nymph, which species (tree, river, ocean, wind, ect.): im not a nymph!
Now she started to get irritated with these stupid questions.

If you are a mortal, can you see through mist: um sure i guess.Being able to sea threw this thick Maine fog could help alot
She figured demigods are mortal, right? They die too.

If you are a mortal, do you have any special abilities (do not fill this out if you are anything relating to mythology): well im a semigood artist

If you are a girl, are you a Hunter of Artemis: no
All Chloe knew was that they were a bunch of people who hunted animals, and that that "tree girl" Thalia had joined them in the end of the third book. She didn't like the idea of having to kill precious animals, so she quickly typed no.

If you are anything but mortal, are you Greek or Roman: greeks rule the world man!
She almost wrote Roman just because Jason was, and he was almost as good as Luke. But of the little she knew about the Heroes of Olympus, she did indeed know that the Greeks and Romans were sworn enemies, and she couldn't imagine hating her "Lukey-Pie."

Please describe appearance, personality and attitude, catchphrases, accents, or anything else that describes yourself: blond hair and sparkling black eyes and flawless tan skin and pretty makeup and i like being sarcastic and mean to those i hate but im still a nice person and normal accent and i say blech alot
Okay, so she didn't have black colored eyes, nor did she have anywhere close to flawless tan skin. But hey, making people she didn't know think she looked different than she really did was fun.

Your favorite food: mac n when theres not enuf cheese its all dry and blech
Chloe didn't bother to wonder why there was such a weird question in the midst of this survey.

Your weapon of choice: a sword just like lukes! half selstial bronze and half iron and it comes out of a pen like Percys!
She really didn't understand the significance of Luke's or Percy's swords, but she thought it sounded cool.

Your fatal flaw: prob falling for Luke
Well, it was true, she thought.

Any fears you may have: spiders and snakes and Luke dying and icky colors like urple

Do you side with the gods or titans: gods i guess
She didn't remember seeing anything about titans in the Lightning Thief movie. She just knew they were a football or basketball team or something to do with sports.

Which children of Gaea do you prefer, gods, titans, or giants: gods?
Again, what's with the titans? And what giants? And who is Gaea? Chloe had never heard of her, much less knew how to pronounce her name.

How many of the books have you read: the first two all the way thru and all the rest but only the parts with Luke and like some of the parts with Percy and a lot of the new one with jason

What does the term canon mean: like something you shoot giant bullets out of like on pirate ships

What does the term Mary Sue or Gary Stu mean to you: Like the name of a perfect person that is totally awesome
Nor did she seem to get that a Mary Sue is bad.

Your object of affection/desire or lust object: Lukey-Pie! Cause hes just so hawt ;)

Why: I already put it up their!

Your favorite character(s): Luke and Percy and Anabeth

Your least favorite character(s): piper cause shes such a cry baby

Which genres do you enjoy reading and writing: romance romance romance!

Do you read or write slash: yep! but i read it more than right it

Do you read or write lemon: of course! its so yummi!

Who are your favorite couples: Lukabeth!

Are you a fangirl or fanboy: Lukey fangirl all the wayz!

What did you think of the Lightning Thief movie: It was pretty epic and awesomeness.

What did you think of the actors in the Lightning Thief movie: logan lermon was pretty cute and alexandra Didario played an awesome anabeth and I probably couldnt pick a better person for her and jake Abel! He's sooooooooooooo hot! He played my Lukey-Pie perfectly!

The NEXT button at the bottom looked welcoming, and when it was pressed, the computer shot out a touch screen pad so Chloe could sign. "Didn't know it could do that…" she murmured.

BY SIGNING THE WAVER BELOW, YOU ARE SIGNING AWAY YOUR RIGHTS TO US. PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU MAY NOT SUE US IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM IF YOU ACQUIRE ANY INJURIES DURING YOUR STAY. THANK YOU.

SIGNATURE:

X Chloe O'Brien

Please enjoy your stay!

Nothing else appeared after that, so Chloe just dismissed it as some random pop-up survey. Then her eyes were drawn to the bottom of her screen.

"Two in the morning?" she screeched, then covered her mouth. She wasn't supposed to be up this late! Tomorrow was graduation, and she couldn't have bags under her eyes—it was her big day! It was only graduation from junior high, of course, but that didn't change anything for her.

The girl hastily shut her laptop and leapt for her bed, but then realized she had forgotten something. She rushed back to the computer, opened it up, and checked her e-mail. Nope, no new reviews on her stories. Chloe growled and shut it again, thinking of how she was going to get back at her readers for not reviewing.

The preteen had a nasty habit of closing her computer then opening it back up to see if she had any new reviews. Every five minutes. Oh, and she had threatened her readers multiple times that if she didn't get any reviews on her latest chapters, she wouldn't update until she did. Yep, those losers would surely beg for her to forgive their incompetence—whatever that means—so that they could continue reading her awesome stories!

She jumped back into bed, and dreamed happily of becoming a high schooler, completely oblivious to the horrors that awaited her in the morning.


A/N: So, I am accepting enrollments! Please fill out the form that was in the first chapter and PM it to me. And only PM it to me, please do not send it in via review. I will try my best to get everyone into this story :)

~Ms. Harvest

[EDIT- 12/28/11] Enrollments are no longer open. Please do not send me any more, I hate rejecting them. Thanks for understanding.