Because Qweb inspired me with her "Fight Songs,"

(Which you really need to read first, if you haven't already, or you won't understand this)

and because

I thought they needed a song to focus on the person that they should really be fighting...

I wrote this to the tune of "Kung-Fu Fighting".

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Fight Songs: Wo Fat

Steve was frustrated. This latest song of Danny's... it got on his nerves. Not because it was a bad song, or that even that his driving style was even particularly different from that which Danny alleged. No, the problem with "Fun, Fun, Fun"- the Danno version- was that he'd gotten it so stuck in his head that he was finding himself humming under his breath. While working on his paperwork this morning. And even worse, while driving his truck to a bust this afternoon.

It was intolerable.

So Steve decided he'd go take out his frustrations on the punching bag in the gym. He went downstairs, changed, and headed to the gym, only to hear "Kung-Fu Fighting" blaring on what seemed to be a permanent loop.

When he opened the door to the gym, however, he heard the altered lyrics that Kono was singing as she beat the crap out of the sandbag:

We're gonna take Wo-Fat down
Kick his butt right outta town
Though he's the perfect villian
Soon jail's where he'll be chillin'

He's the Yakuza boss from far-away Japan

He'll stab his mentor in the back, he's really not a frien'

He's a man of few words, hardly ever says a thing

But his taser really bites and those bullets sure do sting

So we're gonna take Wo-Fat down
Kick his butt right outta town
Though he's the perfect villian
Soon jail's where he'll be chillin'

Now you won't see him on the golf course or in a restaurant

Even though his wealth and power, he's always loved to flaunt

'Cause Kono's kung-fu fighting, and Chin's got his shotgun

Jenna'll analyze, Steve'll take him down, Book Him, Danno's the only sound

As we take Wo-Fat down
Kick his butt right outta town
Though he's the perfect villian
Soon jail's where he'll be chillin'

Let's go take Wo-Fat down
Kick his butt right outta town

Soon justice will prevail

Then we'll let him rot in jail ...

Steve couldn't stop the shit-eating grin that covered his face by the end of the song. Because (A) he'd finally exorcised the Beach Boys, and (B) he really like Kono's version of this song.

And wouldn't Danno be surprised when he convinced Kono to sing it as a duet with him tomorrow morning? Or maybe he could convince her to make some kind of mix CD he could play in the car...