"Hey superman a mary sue?"
"No!Why would you say that?" Bruce shruged as he picked up a plainly wrapped christmas present.
"you just seem to perfect. ph and i got you a present." He tossed thew present into clarks lap.
"Oh I didnt get you a present." Clarked looked at bruce with his big blue eyes.
"Its fine i just wanted to get you ARE superman to my batman." clark laughed and smiled.
"You bet brucey! hey how come you arent smiling?"
"Because if i smile it would be ammiting i have 'feelings'"
"No it would mean that you wiold be letting the villians win the war on crime!" bruce looked at clark with a blank face.
"...How does that work clark?"
"I dunno. You tell my brucey."
"Shut up or ill use kyrptonium on you clark."
"Well, gosh gee. what did i do brucey?"
"Call me 'brucey' one more time clark and i'll tell everyone of your spandex collection."
"What if i was dick, jason, or timmy?"
"I would slap you silly."
"Aww come on, dont be so stoic, bats"
"That's better supey"
"You're no funnnnn!"
"What is this 'fun' you speak of?"
"You poor deluded rich child."
"Shut up clark."
"Want to go pick on flash?"
"Fine"
"Is that a yes bats!"
"Well it wasn't a no."
"Yes! Lets go!"
"No!Why would you say that?" Bruce shruged as he picked up a plainly wrapped christmas present.
"you just seem to perfect. ph and i got you a present." He tossed thew present into clarks lap.
"Oh I didnt get you a present." Clarked looked at bruce with his big blue eyes.
"Its fine i just wanted to get you ARE superman to my batman." clark laughed and smiled.
"You bet brucey! hey how come you arent smiling?"
"Because if i smile it would be ammiting i have 'feelings'"
"No it would mean that you wiold be letting the villians win the war on crime!" bruce looked at clark with a blank face.
"...How does that work clark?"
"I dunno. You tell my brucey."
"Shut up or ill use kyrptonium on you clark."
"Well, gosh gee. what did i do brucey?"
"Call me 'brucey' one more time clark and i'll tell everyone of your spandex collection."
"What if i was dick, jason, or timmy?"
"I would slap you silly."
"Aww come on, dont be so stoic, bats"
"That's better supey"
"You're no funnnnn!"
"What is this 'fun' you speak of?"
"You poor deluded rich child."
"Shut up clark."
"Want to go pick on flash?"
"Fine"
"Is that a yes bats!"
"Well it wasn't a no."
"Yes! Lets go!"
