A/N: This is my new story called Things Jack Skellington would never say. Check out my other stories and I hope you enjoy

Disclaimer: I do not own Jack Skellington... If I did, there'd be a little less singing. Its great and all but stopping every minute for a song?? Gets on my nerves... But i guess it is a Disney movie :D


Jack: What's this these white things in the air...

Elf: It's called dandruff


Sally: I thought you liked frog's breath...

Dr. Finklestein: 'We've been through this before. I told you I'd prefer it if you brush your teeth.'


Jack: Sally, I can't believe I never realized that you...

L, S, B: Hey we found them!

Sally: Get the beep out of here! It's a romantic moment!


Santa: Haven't you ever heard of peace on earth and good will toward men?

Oogie: Haven't you ever heard of Jenny Craig?


Jack: My dearest friend if you don't mind, I'd like to join you by your side

Sally: Access denied.

Jack: WHY?!!? -Victor pops out from behind her- Oh I see! You love him instead of me! You were cheating on me!

Victor: Stay away from my Sally!

Jack: Die bastard! -shoots him with a bb-


Shock: When he comes a sniffing we will snap the trap and close the gate!

Santa Claus: Hey! I heard that!


Doctor Finkelstein: You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl!

Sally: Well, if you wouldn't have made those antiseptic remarks against that waitress at Denny's, we COULD have been eating there instead


Santa: What are you going to do to me?

Oogie: What, are you coming on to me?


Vampire: You're such a scream Jack!

Jack: Yeah- about that- I think it'd be better for both of us if we were "Just Friends"


Jack: Somewhere Deep inside of these bones, a longing that I've never known..

Sally: Okay, I'll come out - But only "IF" you can keep you pants on this time.


Jack: This is a thing called a present, the whole thing starts with a box.

Santa: Duh, Einstein!


Undersea Gal: Jack! You make wounds ooze and flesh crawl!

Jack:-pukes- Very descriptive, arn't we?


Sally: Will we ever end up together?

Dr. Finkelstein: NO! You're mine, and I love you


Dr. Finkelstein: That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off

Sally: Do you ever wonder what I do?


Barrell: Let's draw straws!

Shock: How about NO!


Oogie Boogie Man: You a gambling man, Sandy?

Sandy Claws: Well, I did just lose my car and $15,000 in Las Vegas, but if you insist...


SALLY: 'I sense there's something in the wind...'

Jack really has to stop feeding Zero those Christmas cookies


1gor: 'Master, the plans... for the new swimming pool, and the sauna, and...
Jack Skellington- "Not now, Zero. Down, boy...

zero: bark bark, translation: but you promised to play with me, now throw me a bone or i tell sally about...

Jack: ok here go boy