I am writing this story with the help of my good friend and co-writer. . .bubbly123! bubbly123 is writing Booth's part in this story, and I am writing Brennan's! Isn't that fantastic! :) Should be fun!
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Booth,
I don't really fully comprehend why exactly we've been ordered to write back and forth to each other, but I do know that I value my position as your partner and will submit to this meaningless task if it means that our partnership is at risk. I have also decided that Dr. Lance Sweets is not worth my irrational anger and I will not, as previously planned, kill him whilst leaving no forensic evidence that points to myself. I don't know what I was supposed to write in this letter, but I supposed, as it is in letter format, had been mailed to you in an envelope with your name and address written across the front, and my return address also on the front, it should classify as a letter.
Sincerely, Temperance Brennan
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Bones
I'm going to kill that twelve year old! I mean why do we have to write to each other? We see each other every freaking day, we could just use phones instead of writing! What's the point? I'm in Texas working on a case I don't have much time to write letters! So we can just tell Sweets that we wrote to each other and he can let us stop! You also might not get the post card since it has a stupid ass joke on the front with a picture of a lama, well it was the only post-card they had at the store and well I just thought it would be quicker to buy one while I was there instead of trying to find a blank piece of paper in my hotel room, right now I'm surprised I can even find a pair of clean underwear! Well I have nothing left to say, so just remember to tell Sweets that we wrote to each other so we don't have to anymore!
Booth
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I really wish I had your help on this case, It would be going a lot quicker!
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Booth,
That's very decisive, don't you think we should at least attempt to write letters to each other? People rely to much on modern technology to communicate, sometimes it's enjoyable to pick up a pen and write to someone. I used to have a pen pile when I was in high school, she was from France and I acquired a large insitght into French culture. It was very fascinating. Sometimes you learn more from someone when they write, people have a way of expressing things more when they delve into their artisan abilities, such as writing. I know this sounds rather deep for me, seeing as I read it back and it doesn't quiet make logical sense, but it's close enough to a truth. I also think that the late hour is making me seem less out of my mind, it's nearly one o'clock in the morning. Therefore, I believe that we should continue writing to one another, if only so I may know what you're doing in Texas, I still might be able to help you with that case.
Sincerely, Temperance Brennan
p.s: I got the lama post card of course, and I don't understand the joke so much. What does Texas have to do with a lama?
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Bones
Blah...blah! I love modern technology! I'm glad we came up with the phone, I would die if I had to write as much as I have to talk! Well I guess I could write to you, but only while I'm in Texas, which seems, right now, that I will be here forever! Oh, and just so you know lama's have nothing to do with Texas, that's why it's a stupid ass post card. You said you want to help with the case, well sorry Bones, you can't it's top secret, that's why you couldn't fly out here with me. Right now I'm in my hotel room, and my phone will not stop ringing to save my ass! Well I regret what I said before about technology...no I don't, I just don't like people who don't leave you alone! Well I guess I should take this call.
Booth
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Just in case you haven't noticed but I decide to get another random post card of a dolphin. Oh and you would love it down here, I really wish you could come see this place, minus the crime scene, but you know what I mean, the scenery.
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Booth,
I think the people in Texas need to rethink their post cards, maybe they should make ones with tornadoes on it, or possibly a ranch, these things would be much more plausibly seen in Texas. Just out of curiosity, what city are you staying in? I've been to Austin for a book signing, but that's it. I don't understand the "blah. . .blah" at the beginning of you last letter. Was that supposed to mean that I was writing nonsense when I wrote what I wrote in my last letter? Please be more clear. I also would like to point out that you did not "say" anything when you wrote your letter, as you so carelessly put when you wrote "I regret what I said before", you didn't say anything, you wrote it. Anyway, that's not really something of importance. Are you sure I can't know anything about your case? I think I might be able to be of help, especially if there is skeletal remains involved. Are there?
Sincerely, Temperance Brennan
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Bones
The Blah..blah, was supposed to be you writing, cause I still don't want to write and you are trying to make it better (which you are not doing). And to answere the post card question, who would want a post card with a tornado on it? Post cards are suppose to scream "Hay! I'm having fun at this place you should come visit!" not," Hay! I'm dieing at this place because a tornado sucked me up and dropped me fifty feet, but you should come here!", What would be the point of that? And just so you know I'm in Houston, and there are a LOT of weird woman here that keep hitting on my because I'm in the FBI, and it wouldn't be so bad if every single one of them where not desperate fat chicks who are uglier than a monkeys ass! One asked me if I had a tattoo on my...well I'm not going to finish that sentence. Well Bones I have to go.
Booth
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