Down in one of the offices at CBS headquarters, Survivor host Jeff Probst was sitting at his desk reviewing the papers and applications for the 18 new castaways coming to compete in the new Survivor season.

He looked up at the camera, "Oh, hello there! I'm Jeff Probst. With another season on the verge of ending, another season is coming around the corner. We're journeying out to the ever changing scenery of Lake Hylia!"

He then smirked, "This time, we decided to give our new players some coaching. Who from? Well, no one better then some competent villains who have come to coach the tribes to become the top coach! Today, I won't be reviewing these castaways. Instead, the coach that they'll receive will review them. Can you figure out who each of the three coaches are? Figure it out."

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Name: Palutena

Series: Kid Icarus

Job: Goddess

Tribe: Zoruto

Assessment: Heh. A goddess huh? I've battled plenty in my day. Killed many, lost to a few. This lady better prove herself to me before I decide to cut her loose like the others. She might seem friendly, but hey, I say that about me. Then you double cross me, and then we have issues.

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Name: Samus Aran

Series: Metroid

Job: Bounty Hunter

Tribe: Kokoria

Assessment: Survivor isn't nothing without some hot babes, and I gotta say, Samus is sure a hottie. I get along with women better then men, so I think coupled with the badassery and the sexy looks, Samus will do fine with me. Make me a proud coach!

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Name: Fi

Series: Legend of Zelda

Job: Sword Spirit

Tribe: Gorunia

Assessment: So she's a spirit. So what, spirits can only do so much. She might have the brains, and in Survivor that always accounts for something. Usually when it's the only thing you're good at. Me personally? I don't see her lasting long on my tribe.

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Name: Pac-Man

Series: Pac-Man

Job: N/A

Tribe: Kokoria

Assessment: I loved these games! Played them every day in the arcade! Well, when I didn't spend all my money on drugs that is! But enough about that. Pac-Man? What about all the other iconic gaming characters? They lost. Pac-Man won't win. He's way too famous in the long run.

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Name: Foxy the Pirate

Series: Five Nights at Freddy's

Job: Retired Animatronic

Tribe: Gorunia

Assessment: When I first saw Foxy, I figured it was an old demon coming to haunt me. But it's just a piece of scrap metal and old animatronic wiring. Whatever the hell it is, it isn't lasting long. I already see a lot of dead weight on my tribe, and I would like it gone.

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Name: Greninja

Series: Pokemon

Job: Pokemon

Tribe: Gorunia

Assessment: A ninja frog? There's something you don't see everyday. I think this frog has a good standing with me. I like a ninja who knows what they're doing. My concern is the secrets Greninja holds. Sounds cliché, but it won't surprise me if there are any.

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Name: Jackle

Series: NiGHTS into Dreams

Job: Nightmaren

Tribe: Zoruto

Assessment: What's this? Reala's half brother? Oh, another nightmaren to come and screw around with my players? No chance in hell am I letting Reala 2.0 get to the merge. If he starts being a little crappy painter, he's getting voted off immediately. Can't escape my red eyes.

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Name: Lucina

Series: Fire Emblem

Job: Princess

Tribe: Zoruto

Assessment: A princess that knows how to wield a sword? Now that's what I call style! From what I heard, her dad's on the other tribe, and I hope she's good enough to not let it bother her. Come on, don't be a daddy's girl out here, princess.

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Name: Aladdin

Series: Aladdin

Job: Thief

Tribe: Kokoria

Assessment: Hey, I like Aladdin! He's got a good attitude, and he's a pretty slick dude. My problem is if he's too sneaky. I'm supposed to be the bad guy here wheeling and dealing. Being a coach, I might tame Aladdin into the right way, to show him how it's really done.

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Name: Chrom

Series: Fire Emblem

Job: Prince/Mercenary

Tribe: Kokoria

Assessment: Another blue haired swordsman on Survivor? Didn't we already have Marth? Ain't that enough? Oh whatever, I'm sure Chrom will be a strong asset to my tribe and to the other players. His daughter is on the other tribe. Who cares, beat her and show her how to win!

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Name: Sheegwa Miao

Series: Sagwa

Job: Scribe Writer

Tribe: Gorunia

Assessment: I never had the chance to play the game with her siblings. Probably for the better as it is. She's young, she's not fit for the game, and she'll probably be first out. Her or Foxy. If they're not, well... I'm not meant to coach morons. I can teach, not cure stupidity.

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Name: Ghirahim

Series: Legend of Zelda

Job: Demon Lord

Tribe: Gorunia

Assessment: Now this is someone I would want on my tribe. Ghirahim is sly, he's manipulative, he's probably going to end up like Quan Chi unless I show him the way to success as a true villain of Survivor. After all, who doesn't want to learn from someone like me?

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Name: Sheik

Series: Legend of Zelda

Job: Ninja

Tribe: Zoruto

Assessment: Another princess? Oh yeah, I know her secret. You can't hide from a man like me, sweet pea. You want to hide your princess exterior and go with a ninja vibe, fine. You'll do well. Get on my good terms, and maybe I won't expose your secret.

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Name: Brian Griffin

Series: Family Guy

Job: Dog

Tribe: Kokoria

Assessment: Hey I think Brian and I are going to be great pals out here. He's kinda like me all laid back, takes no nonsense, and pretty critical about the outside world. Trust me, I'm going to coach Brian the hardest, because I want someone like him going all the way.

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Name: Shulk

Series: Xenoblade

Job: Researcher

Tribe: Zoruto

Assessment: Oh look, it's the Monado Boy. Yeah. Think Reala turning into objects was broken? Think Maria being able to hear everything in the damn camp was broken? Shulk can see into the freaking future with that monado sword of his! If that's not broken, prove me wrong!

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Name: Braixen

Series: Pokemon

Job: Pokemon

Tribe: Gorunia

Assessment: I actually admired Serena when she played the game in Singapore. She made a few good moves, and got the approval of the villains in the jury. That speaks a lot really. This is her pokemon, Braixen. I think she's going to do just fine on my tribe. The fire speaks for itself.

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Name: Annette

Series: Lady and the Tramp

Job: Puppy

Tribe: Kokoria

Assessment: Lady's family get so much love from the producers it can be a little sickening really. We only have two from... never mind. Annette? No different from Danielle other then a bitchy personality and a few manipulative skills learned from watching the show with her family. Hello first boot.

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Name: Waluigi

Series: Mario Bros

Job: N/A

Tribe: Zoruto

Assessment: Haha! Waluigi! I like him already. I'm glad we got him and not that fat ass brother of his. Honestly, what's there to say about Waluigi? He's insane, he's crazy, we'll get along just fine. Will he win? I hope so, but I'm betting on him being out early. Oh well, I can only do so much.

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Jeff smiled at the camera, "I hope you like this cast! And this isn't just everyone playing this season. Two more players will be joining them through two unique twists, one of which is being controlled by you, Fanfiction! The premiere of Survivor Lake Hylia will air days after the finale of Yoshi Desert is aired! Hype!"

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